The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.
"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
Get the post-microwave mug.Australia Post is an Australian company that was founded on the 25th of April 1809.
Australia Post has made it their mission to ensure a nationwide cuckening of Australian Deliveries.
These days, Australia Post specialise in such things as slow deliveries, lost parcels as well as claiming every resident is not home when they do deliveries.
Australia Post has made it their mission to ensure a nationwide cuckening of Australian Deliveries.
These days, Australia Post specialise in such things as slow deliveries, lost parcels as well as claiming every resident is not home when they do deliveries.
I ordered something from Sydney and it took 3 weeks to arrive, I guess I shouldn't have picked Australia Post.
I thought that Australia Post would be a great delivery service until they lost my packages.
I was standing right next to my letter box when Australia Post drove passed and threw my parcel out the window.
I thought that Australia Post would be a great delivery service until they lost my packages.
I was standing right next to my letter box when Australia Post drove passed and threw my parcel out the window.
by Multarix January 15, 2019
Get the Australia Post mug.A group of people who are bound together by their hatred of society and degenerates. Usually can be seen choking out the words “ok boomer”. Flor post members are exclusively virgins. Often includes one weird hooligan with a special ability like walking on his toes like an actual fucking gorilla.
Kid 1: “Hey did you see that Flor Post objectifying women?”
Kid 2: “No but I heard them saying ‘ok boomer’.”
Kid 2: “No but I heard them saying ‘ok boomer’.”
by Boomerhumor November 13, 2019
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Get the Post-Cuck mug.Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.
by Etak_soda November 27, 2011
Get the Post retail mug.A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)
Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.
"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
by Rafael13 September 12, 2011
Get the post face mug.Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.
Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.
Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.
by Danvk September 21, 2011
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