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Pooch

A long lost mate who moves to the Gold Coast to become a full time faggot, Posting shitty bar tending and food trends along with gay selfies on social media.
Pissy 1: Ohh man we should definitely take some selfies of us looking suave before we go out
Pissy 2 : don't be a fucking pooch bro.
by Eggyg94 December 17, 2015
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Pooched

To steal or repeat someone else's jokes ; to always tell "Good Stories" (that actually aren't good)
"Yo you just pooched me for stealing my joke"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"
by Dingers15 April 28, 2015
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pooch duter

Another name for a dog's ANUS.
Thor told me about how his pooch duter smelled like his stinky pinky after performing anal sex with it.
by Pimpdaddypayne July 12, 2009
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Pooch

An add on way of saying “hey”
Hey pooch”
Wassup
by pewiki March 6, 2018
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Snooch Pooching

When you rub your jowls all over a girls cunt.
"Breh i snooch pooched Amber last nigh"
"So hawt"
"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-Diary of a Snooch Pooching-er
by Pwrz December 9, 2013
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snag the pooch

The act of loving the child that is not biologically yours but does belong to some one you are dating so much that you stay in the relationship, even though the relationship itself is over and you know it.
“Does she love him?”
“No, but she went ahead and had to snag the pooch and she’s gonna stay with him for Esmeralda
by MaxBpowers December 28, 2022
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Pooch

Informal.

A term to describe one when you are playfully mad at them. Siblings especially call each other this. It doesn't really have a meaning to it. It is just a playful cute word to use when you are grumpy at a sibling or friend.
Sibling 1: "Where did my paper go?"
Sibling 2: "I stole it!"
Sibling 1: "Ugh! You pooch! Give it back!"
by gogo's dictionary <3 April 10, 2025
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