pontificate

the thoughts of those who are stoned

after hitting the bong, we pontificated some crazy ideas

by roor March 12, 2005

Playing the Ponies

This phrase is actually a mistake. Instead, one should say "playing the horses". Playing the Ponies is something small boys would say.

Eric received a text message that the ponies were loose and used an incorrect sentence involving playing the ponies.

by death row April 11, 2011

pontiac grand am

Cheaply built, cheaply priced, low budget interior and butt ugly exterior make this perhaps the worst built 4 door car ever sold in North America. Who ever was responsible in engineering the grand am between (1993-2004) should be shot.

"oh man, check out that car... (sighs) oh its a pontiac grand am.. boo

by kartic May 27, 2006

ponting

Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.

See below for 'Dogging' definition

Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.

The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.

'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*

by Gr44 July 20, 2008

Rainbows And Ponies Everywhere

A small clan based in roxbury, New Jersey that play a variety of games, including Super Smash bros. Brawl and World of Warcraft.

Balto: Yo dude can I join R.A.P.E (Rainbows and Ponies Everywhere)?
Tucker: No darsh, get away from me, only leetsauce gamers like justin, tom, chris G. and me can join R.A.P.E

by rapeissuperleetsauce March 18, 2008

ponies

A exclamation originally mocking people that don't know that "pwn" is pronounced "own" and not "poan" - hence "ponies". (See definition of "pwn".) Doubly funny now that many of the people who eagerly proclaim "ponies!" are the same people that are being mocked and, yet again, they have no idea what they are saying. Lately, the expression has taken on a life of it's own and is used interchangeably with "PWNED!"

In a video game: "OMGPONIES! Did you see me kill that n00b?!"

by Christofire June 29, 2007

Pontins

As avid pontin park goers we are fuming at the
absolute state of our stinkin room that is sold as a
"family holiday'
:. Upon arrival there was an
unidentifiable item under the queen bed, we had a re-
jig of the bed but we did not dare to touch what
looked like a unwelcomed log!! The bed itself had a
stench but all in all managed to get our 40 winks. We
assumed the room would have more of a chic feel yet i
felt like i was trapped in my youth (1970s) the patterns
on the curtains made me and my husband chronically
dizzy. Have to say though an absolute classic and hit
with the kids, very easy to forget their there HAHA!

Signing off from ronny, have a great summer at pontins 🤩

by Ronald cordette July 15, 2022