A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.
Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.
Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.
Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!
by friendmandude May 27, 2019
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When you stick your cock in a McDonalds Ice cream cone and cum into it, then feed it to your girlfriend
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Bill: My wife made the most delicious penis pot pie last night!
Ted: Wait...You ate penis for dinner?
Bill: It's totally normal! You should try some!
Ted: I think I'll pass. You and your wife should get some help.
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Ted: I think I'll pass. You and your wife should get some help.
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Be warned, side effects include a dried up, salty cock, but if you play your cards right, lips will remedy this.
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