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patter

Danish slang for womens breasts. Equals english 'boobs'.
Hun har store patter!" is danish for "She has large boobs!
by jogge_juul June 21, 2011
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Patter

The practice of urinating on your school dean, without them knowing.
Your school dean comes up to you and your mates and starts to tell you off. So one of you moves behind him and starts to urinate on the back of his leg. The noise made is like a patter, hence the name.
by Justin 2567 August 10, 2006
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Poo Poo Plater

The act of taking a dump and not wiping, Then having oral intercourse with your partner. Right before you climax sit on their face and then finish on their face.
Well I had to go to the bathroom and they were out of toilet paper. So of course she got the poo poo plater..
by F 1 B 3 R September 9, 2010
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chin patter

The sound that occurs form balls slapping against a chin, derived from the sodmization of Ruben Patterson's (of NBA fame) childrens' nanny.
Before I walked into the room I knew what was going on, I could hear the chin patter. So it was no suprise to see Ruben forcing his cock down her throat.
by talkshows_on_mute1984 February 21, 2005
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Front Plater

A resident of New York or New Jersey driving around in Pennsylvania with a license plate on the front of their car.
These front platers have no idea how to drive here in Pennsylvania! Go back to New York or New Jersey!
by JGUMBY August 5, 2023
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Tennessee seed planter

The act of one parter shoving a seed down the male genitalia then fucking so hard until the sweat fertilizes the seed and then crop grows
Damn billy I can’t wait to get Tennessee seed planted tonight! (Tennessee seed planter)
by I love your cousin May 14, 2018
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Patter

Oi! What a nice patter you have!
by Kolma August 24, 2010
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