point plankn 

Mysterious phrase used by University of Kansas sophomore basketball guard Tyshawn Taylor on his Facebook page in a comment related to a series of altercations between members of the Kansas basketball teams in late September, 2009. Possibly indicates the speaker's attempt to communicate a level of intense seriousness for the preceding phrase or sentence. Probably a misspelling of "point blankn."

“Real n-ggers do real things .. point plankn."

I told my wife, "You need to make sure the kid knows his vocabulary words for tomorrow ... point plankn."

point plankn by TRex Kansas September 24, 2009

Plankhead 

1. somebody who has a plank for a head

2. somebody who got hit in the head with a plank of wood

1. guy1: woah look at that guy! his head is like a plank!
guy2: lets name him plankhead!

2.guy1: hey look, theres that girl that got hit in the head with a plank of wood yesterday!
guy2: oh yeah! lets name her plankhead!

Plankhead by PlankHead May 29, 2009

Planksgiving 

Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.

Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.

Planksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

pankaks 

A whole plate of pancakes that you can only eat about a third of

Mom: Clean your plate!
Kid: but you gave me a whole plate of pankaks

pankaks by Ethan balck May 11, 2008

pankus splatter 

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.

"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."

pankus splatter by Pam Custard April 17, 2014

pdank 

Short for "preposterously dank", as first noted by pdank indie rapper Spose otherwise known as spizzy spizzyspose, most noted for being the King of Maine in 2008-current day. Term is often heard amongst pdank fam in the sposearmy . Also the name of this independently successful Spose's record label.

"I thought that Spose concert was lit man"
"Yeah, I know right? I mean I knew Spose was dank, but man he's preposterously dank"
Think there was anyone that topped him?

"Nah man, no one's as pdank as Spose he's Awesome” :)

pdank by ChaChiRox January 31, 2018

Panko Gooch 

When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.

After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.

I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.

Panko Gooch by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018