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Alabama Piñata

The act of tying a Hispanic person to the back of a Chevrolet C10 pickup truck and driving off.
"My cousin Hector was the victim of an Alabama Piñata."
"My baby mama's daughter's birthday was the other day, we had ourselves an Alabama Piñata"
by alabamapinata March 21, 2024
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French Piñata

When you execute a member of the monarchy by hanging, and then hit with an axe.
French Piñata's were a very popular birthday tradition during the Revolution of 1789.
by Kim Jin Un April 2, 2024
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Dirty Pinata

When you punch a drunk mother in the stomach and they piss themselves
She was laughing, and the next minute he got her! A real Dirty Pinata
by anonymous April 5, 2024
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Taco Piñata

Big regret, never busted a taco piñata
by RtMeier June 30, 2024
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Human Pinata

A human pinata is like a regular pinata except instead of bashing a nonliving pinata with a stick, you bash a human with a stick over and over again. Just like when candy pops out, you succeed by making guts and blood pop out. If the human dies, you know you did it correctly.
Viva de Human Pinata! Yay!!!
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Christmas Piñata Treatment

The act of inserting a strung-out bundle of Christmas tree lights into the anus of a person, plugging the lights into an outlet, then slapping them across their body with a belt.
Hey Jackson, after class, can I treat you to the Christmas Piñata treatment
by drollermite86 December 5, 2025
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Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.
I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy
by eddsned September 9, 2016
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