perpetuturbed

A combination of perpetually and perturbed. The feeling one has when he or she is continually annoyed.

My coworkers make me perpetuturbed.

by yamkirschenbaum May 22, 2010

perventage

the percentage of the omegle population that will expose their genitals on webcam

OMG! There was a large perventage of perverts on that website! They all wanted to take their pants off!

by anc17 February 19, 2011

Pertenk

One per ten thousand (one per-ten-k). 1% of 1%.

If we split it 80 ways we'll each get 125 pertenk.

by Three Couches July 22, 2011

perpetual traveler

PT, also read as "prior taxpayer" or "permanent tourist".

Someone who travels from nation in such a way that he isn't considered resident in any of the nations he visits. This way, he doesn't have to pay income tax.
PT's often have their official residency in some sort of tax haven.

Also see Nomad Capitalist

Me: Why aren't you paying any taxes here, Jeff?
Jeff: Because I'm a perpetual traveler and not a resident of this country. Besides, taxes are theft.
Jeff takes a huge puff of smoke on his cigar and blows it in my face.

by agorist January 19, 2014

Perennial assault

A swift, devastating blow to the small area which bridges the balls and the anus

In retaliation for Toby's dishonesty, I served him a perennial assault that nearly removed his prostate

by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017

perpetual virgin

Its someone who no matter how hard they try to get laid the are a perpetual virgin

Chad:"look at that perpetual virgin"
Chad2:"wow he will never get laid"

by theultimatechad June 9, 2018

Perennial Favorites

An album by the band Squirrel Nut Zippers, an ex-punk now jazz band popular during the 90’s, full of very strange songs and sexual innuendo in it (I.E. Trou Macacq and That Fascinating Thing, respectively.)

On the subject of Perennial Favorites:
John: Did you listen to The Kraken?
Jane: Yeah, I thought I was tripping for a while.
John: You weren’t?
Jane: I plead the fifth...

by Arbophilia August 6, 2018