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It's the name of a dish served in movie theatres by tearing a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket, inserting your penis, and then offering some popcorn to your date sitting next to you.
Be warned, side effects include a dried up, salty cock, but if you play your cards right, lips will remedy this.
Be warned, side effects include a dried up, salty cock, but if you play your cards right, lips will remedy this.
by Jon, Kev and Sean September 16, 2008
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Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.
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Geoff: Man, I really got it all over the place with that cumfart...we’re gonna need some tissues.
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