pastaloona

pastaloona is a really swaggy tiktok fp 😎

I am moots with pastaloona asf😜

by hwasas_ramyun December 25, 2020

Green Pasta

Marijuana. That sensational plant that heightens your senses and makes everything better.

"Yo, we need to get more of that green pasta, I'm all out."

by Don Keedix69 February 22, 2010

Peyton Pasta

When a man with a bowl cut is engaging in oral sex, and cums in the receiver's mouth, while she has uncooked spaghetti strands in her mouth. The receiver will then soak the spaghetti in the man's semen and then spit it into a pot. The cumghetti will then be cooked for 6-8 minutes and served with meatballs, garlic bread, and Ragu. Then, the bowl-hair cutted man will then piss in the spaghetti, and then feed it to his family as a scrumptious family dinner. Delish!

"You got any ideas for what to make the kids to dinner?"
"Yeah they've been real assholes lately, let's make them Peyton Pasta."

by TheMilkyMeta March 27, 2016

eat my pasta

To perform oral sex on a girl.

Jane: Eat my pasta will you.

John: would you like me to toss your salad while i'm at it?

by Pope sensi November 25, 2007

Copy Pasta

A phrase referring to bad programming code where non-programmer would just copy sample code off of internet and paste it into their own work. This creates unstructured and bad architecture code known as spaghetti code. Hence the copy pasta code.

They only hired bunch of idiots to do copy pasta code job.

by KrittMasta June 12, 2011

Pastorbating

Accusing the media of unfairly and self indulgently going after Obama for his ties to racist, homophoe and afro-centrist hatemonger Jeremiah Wright.
Commonly used in the nutroots such as Democratic Underground,
usually by the far left black nationalists such as Frenchiecat and her alter ego Catherina.

The media is all in a self inflicted frenzy again. They are pastorbating.

by Jordana McNalley May 4, 2008

Pasta

Ugandan intellectual who has a huge vegetable collection that are used as dildos.

The Americans want to bomb him.

Person 1: Why is homosexuality wrong?
Person 2: Because Pasta said so

by Dontbethegaypls March 11, 2019