Domestic Partnership

When two people love each other and want to live together, but are too broke or lazy to do a wedding.

Honey, you are going to have to work overtime to pay for a wedding.
I have a better idea, we can be a domestic partnership and after 5 years the state will marry us for free!!

by Dr. Truth Detector August 6, 2011

Paranormal Activity

An independent horror film that made it big due to popular demand.

This movie is a rare type of horror that is scary because:

-its made to look real life

-it uses a person's fear of the unexplained and the supernatural

-its so simple it looks more real because there are really only 4 actors seen and there is only one set(the house)

-it scares you then gives you a break then scares you even more

-it includes the oh-so common cliff-hanger ending (like in Quarantine )

Overall not as scary after as other horror movies.

"Paranormal Activity didn't scare me until last night. How about you?"

"Yeah, it didn't bother me till this morning when I was getting out of bed. I felt lazy and wished someone would drag me out then I remembered the movie and was like HELL NO!"

"I think it doesn't bother me out of the theater cuz my house looks nothing like that."

by That's_Contradiction November 7, 2009

paranormal

Phenomena that appear to defy science. Often, the phenomena are found to be either a trick or something that can be explained scientifically.

Uri Geller has paranormal powers: he can bend spoons with the power of his mind!

by spline December 25, 2007

doubles partners

A gay couple.

Person 1: Do you ever notice how wierd Scott and Chet are aroud each other?

Person 2: Yea, everyone at the office thinks they might be doubles partners.

by slamjackson.com July 17, 2010

Paranoid

The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.

by LayItOnYou March 18, 2007

Paranoid Supreme

A alternative term for marijuana.

I'm going to buy some Paranoid Supreme after school later wanna burn one?

by ItsCyberWolf November 2, 2016

Paranoid Schizophrenic

The only people on the planet who AREN'T crazy.

Guy 1: That guy's a paranoid Schizophrenic
Guy 2: Fer sure.
Guy 3: I'M TELLING YOU, THEY PUT THAT STUFF IN THE WATER!

by Crenji April 25, 2017