paralussy

yo girls pussy if shes paralyzed.

Dayum baby lemme eat that paralussy tonight..

by cmay314 August 27, 2022

Paralysed Twat

some fucking person without mobile legs for fuck sake what did you think it was u nonce

He's a fucking paralysed twat jeremy

by nutslover56 January 5, 2023

Paola

A short person who always says "uhmm ackshshahshchchually" whenever someone brings up ANY fact.

Person A: Hey, what's the first sound cartoon?
Person B: Why the fuck would I know?
Person A: Well it's Steamboat Willy, you dumbass. You know that one cartoon of Mickey Mouse whistling that's played in front of every Disney movie?
Paola: Erm... Uhm... Actually, the first sound cartoon is My Old Kentucky Home. It's a Max Fleischer cartoon and-
Person A and Person B: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by NotPickle October 22, 2023

Anmol padole

Dole padole

Khati hai chole

Dekhte hue sholay
Bum hum bholey

Presenting Anmol padole, most popular gurl in Chandrapur government medical college.

by Likhinamide November 22, 2021

Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021

The Parallels

If something has a parallel, it is similar to something else, but exists or happens in a different place or at a different time.

A person or thing that corresponds to or has the same function as another person or thing in a different place or situation.

Before, a guy named Taufiq was standing on top of the shoulder of a strong giant ape, but now, he is shrunk down to a tiny size and is standing on top of the shoulder of a strong female rock climber. I can see the parallels.

Alex Puccio, a very strong female rock climber with a ripped body has a tiny shrunken Taufiq standing on her shoulder, whereas before, it was King Kong who has Taufiq standing on his shoulder. Oh the parallels...

by Shrunken Taufiq June 29, 2022

Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023