p-parenting

To scream and intimidate a telephone operator with the objective to make them wish they never put on the uniform today.

I did not get the service I paid for so I called the company and just got done p-parenting the telephone operator.

by 1871attendant4life December 17, 2011

Non-Parent

A phrase, preferable to childless, that describes adults who by choice or circumstance, do not have children.

Before they were married, Susie and Ishmael chose not to have children while James and Mariel were unable to conceive. As Non-Parents, the couples had much to share and were very close.

by mistral7maud August 19, 2012

backseat parenting

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.

Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand

by popalsquatch August 20, 2012

bandwagon parent

a deadbeat mom or dad who doesn't put any time or effort into encouraging, mentoring, or otherwise raising their son/daughter...but doesn't hesitate to play the part of Proud Parent as soon as the kid starts kicking ass at something, esp if s/he didn't play any part in said child's success.

That asshole tried to discourage drum lessons, argue against buying a kit, and doesn't spend any time with his boy...but he wants pictures and video of his son to show off now that he's getting good at drums? He's a bandwagon parent if I ever saw one.

by Wyntersun December 23, 2013

Glucose Parental

another way of saying 'sugar daddy'

man, why get a job when you can get a glucose parental!

by loldaddythatsme May 16, 2017

hellicopter parent

a parent so concened with there childs well being that they actually affect the childs happieness. leaving it ill prepaired for real life

kathleen dosent no how to fight because she had hellicopter parents

by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020

Ishita Pare

he is the most perfect girl you ever met. Being perfect doesn't mean that she can't do mistakes but she knows really well how to correct them. She could do anything for the person she cares for. She is extremely sweet and understanding and always take stands for herself and for her loved ones. She is so talented and beautiful but she doesn't know it and that just makes her much more attractive, she is dedicated and passionate and knows when she has to prove herself. She is cute and acts dumb but she isn't dumb at all. She has the purest heart. You might feel that she is being rude but that's not the case she's just telling you the truth so that you don't hurt yourself. If you have her in your life then you shouldn't be worried at all because she's never gonna leave your side until you throw her out of your life. You might think it's ego but you are wrong again it is self-respect. If you lose her once you won't ever be able to get her back. She is the whole package. Just be careful with her heart she is not as tough as she pretends to be.

-Damn! She is incredible.
-Yes, cuz she is ishita pare

by BrutalAF December 3, 2021