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Strict parents

The worst kinds of parents

They decide food

They think stupid idiot dumb shut up hate fart turd and ugly are bad words
You have strict parents
by Goodgiy4321 June 11, 2023
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Mongrel Parenting

A common derivative of a delusional, self-proclaimed Tiger Parent who are more often poorly educated, low-class Asian parents suffering from low self-esteem, entitlement and narcissistic personality disorder who have no business breeding let alone raising a child, a product of their own Mongrel upbringing. Mongrel Parents believe that the best course of action to preparing a child for life would be emotional trauma, torturous physical and mental abuse by enacting corporal punishment for failing to live up to unrealistic expectations. Though Mongrel Parents may claim that such actions are necessary to secure a beneficial future for their children, such claims are indeed false, as they tend to use their child's achievements solely for bragging rights.
Jimmy: Hey, I heard that Chin is back at his therapist.
Joe: Yeah, he was raised with mongrel parenting. He's been in therapy since he could afford it.
by jackkanarchy99 November 3, 2019
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Pot parent

One who gets someone into 'smoking the ganja' for the first time.
"wait, is this your first time smoking?"

"yep. looks like you're my pot parent"
by onionsoul November 16, 2013
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Strict parents

The worst kind of parents

The device food

They decide bedtime

They think stupid idiot dumb shut up sucks fart turd and hate are bad words
by Goodgiy4321 June 11, 2023
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PARENTAL CONTROL

A form of abuse since it shields your child from reality and prevents them from having a social life
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Can ez be bypassed with a vpn
"mAyBe wE wIlL tAkE offF uR pArEnTaL CoNtROl iF yOu tOuCh gRAss" - Abusive parent.
by gotouchgrass_8163 September 25, 2022
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birthing parent

A retarded term , coined by the left to Insinuate, that not only women can give birth .
Don’t forget it’s Mother’s Day, “ you’re such a bigot , it’s birthing parents day “ . “ Thats so offensive it’s birthing persons day “
by Trav817 July 7, 2022
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Broccoli parent

I had to get a "Broccoli parent" for my pet elephant Blarf.
by Dr.Morp February 6, 2023
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