Puerto Rican Fence Climbers

These are the pointy toed shoes with high platform type heels but are designed for running from the cops and climbing chain link fences in the inner city to get away.

The point of the toe easily goes into the chain link fence to allow for quick fence climbing in your escape from the cops.

That dude has some pointy looking Puerto Rican Fence Climbers.

by pete240z March 31, 2010

Puerto Rican Peacekeeper

n. A Puerto Rican kept chained to your mailbox to keep any and all small children out of your yard. Usually equipped with a giant log for said flogging of babies. Usually of a more muscular caliber. Can be adopted or bought at a local Mental Iinstitution.

Little kid: "hold on i think the ball landed in Mr. Jose's yard.

Puerto Rican Peacekeeper: *ar rahg rahg rahg rahg groooooowl*

Little kid : Jesus in heaven help me!!! He has my fucking left testicle in his jaws!!! Oh dear Christ the pain!!!

PRPK: (whispers) there is no god....

by Captain Seafoam sucker April 28, 2010

Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.

Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.

by Headhunter Rebel January 05, 2010

Puerto Rico Tip Off

A back alley circumcision. Alternately a pre-season NCAA basketball tournament.

My family didn't have insurance when I was born so I got a Puerto Rico tip off which became infected.

by Chief McHeath January 14, 2012

Puerto Rican Bobby Brown

Hardest working Mexican in Estonia. Kind of looks like Puerto Rican Bobby Brown.
Always has an attitude while driving.
Favorite phrase: понятна!

Did you see that hard working Mexican guy?
Yeah, he really does look a Puerto Rican Bobby Brown.

by OfficePancake24 January 07, 2019

puerto rican shower

The act of cleaning thy self with the use of a sweaty t-shirt off your own back hittin' all the stinky spots.

We were adrift at sea so long, and with limited supplies of water, I had to take a Puerto Rican shower to stay clean.

by cullan September 28, 2006

puerto rican cuban food

Term racists use to describe the cuisine of the Caribbean

That racist pig Susan said we're having Puerto Rican Cuban food for dinner tonight.

by Drogie May 24, 2017