preston north end

The greatest football team to exist
Also known as pne located in preston, Lancashire

I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be blackpool or pne heres what she said to me, wash would mouth out son,

Go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot some blackpool scum,
Shoot some blackpool scum,
We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool we are the blackpool haters,

Sea, sea, sea side shitt aaahhhhhh

Guy 1:Who do you support

Guy 2:I support preston north end

by FWWFUZE August 11, 2022

Timothy William Preston

A most spectacular specimen, with luscious brown hair and beautiful atoms apple. He owns a beautiful watch and is always playing bass. With stunning glasses and nose he is a notch above all other humans. With the name of royalty he is destined to surpass all others.

"Oh dear me, all our royals are dead"

"We should just have timothy william preston for king...his name is worthy of royalty!"

by timothyloversclub October 24, 2012

New Preston

a collection of large houses belonging to a group of posh little new yorker cunts, and a local bike gang

you’re going to new preston?

by joesboat123 July 22, 2019

Saint Preston

The Patron Saint of alls who enjoy life and live without judgment. a all accepting man.

thank saint Preston this weed is good

by sinner3 September 26, 2022

preston

A boy with blonde hair and blue eyes. He is unbelievably sweet and knows how to cheer a person up on a rainy day. He is an undiscovered sexy boy who is absolutely unbelievable in bed. He might not be the tallest of guys but you can count on his height where it counts.

Lexi: "Wow im so flattered that i have a preston in my life. Crazy!!!"

by big daddy5 June 3, 2018

Preston's cock

A chicken shop

hey lets go to preston's cock

by Oyeoye March 16, 2024

Preston

Very nice bloke, he has fucking enormous cock, he has a shit mullet and has blonde hair and blue eyes his shoes are black air max 90's and he has a bigger cock than that rian kid.

OMG PRESTON YOUR COCK IS BIGGER THAN THE SON

by Big dick preston June 20, 2021