Midtown Plumber

The act of being jerked off into a sink with the wooden handle of a plunger in your ass.

After getting the toilet unclogged, he decided to give his buddy a midtown plumber.

by Brack Friday November 4, 2015

Wyoming Plumber

The act of opening someones asshole then shitting in it.

I cant go out tonight im doing a Wyoming Plumber

by Ligmasigmagoon18 May 7, 2025

Willis Plumber

A very small limp penis (chode) often inserted into the exposed ass of a plumber.

DAMN BRO
he had such a plumber crack i could have gone Willis Plumber on that ass!

by T-Bone Steak December 15, 2008

plumber

Any member of any team in the National Basketball Association who is lacking the requisite athleticism one might usually expect from a hoopster who is earning a salary that could feed a third-world nation. The term is derived from the NBA's "plumber's era" (1988-1995) when expansion teams diluted the talent pool in such a manner that fans would complain that perhaps these ballers were not pulled from blueblood college programs or elite overseas leagues, but rather the owners were attempting to pass-off (no pun intended) members of a blue-collar profession such as plumbing as actual star performers.

You can't blame LeBron James for not winning more rings than Michael Jordan, he always had to carry a team full of plumbers!

by Simon Trinculo June 14, 2023

Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life

Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!

by RomainPaul February 20, 2025

Plumbers Face

Cat call that you use when you see a girl in the mall that you’d like to pipe down.

That Rachel girl has a plumbers face.

by Fact speeker May 1, 2021

Lebanese Plumber

A half completed handjob or blowjob.

Lily gave Conner a lebanese plumber in the corner.

by mayb_c March 18, 2024