please fuck me

Begging for a man to fuck her. While her vagina is wet. So basically fucking.

Fuck me daddy

You're so hot, Fuck me in the ass

My pussy is so wet daddy, fuck me baby.

Please fuck me

by Holding on girls boobs! August 30, 2016

pleasure

MASTURBATION

when your wearing pants to small and get an erection and your dick constantly rubs against your underpants
and gives you a orgasm

pleasure is very nice and i want to share it with someone

by Fortniteporn.com January 22, 2020

Please Advise

An extremely stuffy phrase used by business executives to close emails when they don't understand how to ask a real question. It basically means "Please use your imagination to figure out what the fuck I need to know to make a decision on this item without making me look like an idiot in front of all the people I CCed"

"Please Advise" is typically used in place of "Thanks" in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase "please advise" is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors to a T... Even 15 years later..

Dear Luke,

I recently got a call from Alex in LA telling me that we're out of blinkity blank in California so the blippity blue isn't working. What-the-fuck what-the-fuck we're losing 15k a day what-the-fuck save me please.

Please Advise,
John

by ldemi April 29, 2011

Guilty Pleasure

A guilty pleasure is something cringey that you find joy in watching

I like watching liveshows, it’s my guilty pleasure.

by Eggsinthewind May 30, 2020

Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.

Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”

by JustFknDone September 14, 2018

SPP - SEXUALLY PLEASUREABLE PISS

When you've held going to pee for so long that when you finally do you have an orgasmic experience.

Jen: Dudeee I've been so busy at work that I haven't had the time to go and pee. I think I'm buliding up a SPP - SEXUALLY PLEASUREABLE PISS
Ely: Well hold it in a little longer so it will feel uber good
Jen: yeahhhhh

by louly July 27, 2010

Pleasant Ghetto

A lesser known name name for a neighborhood in unincorporated St. Louis County named Pleasant Hollow. Predominantly populated by African Americans or white trash, the area is known to be rough and full of drug dealers and gang bangers.

He lives in Pleasant Ghetto.

by princess hater April 25, 2011