1) I went to the repair shop today and man there were cars, people and parts everywhere, every technician was wide open trying to get the customers in and out.
2) Looks like a tornado came through here! Yeah, the kids were wide open at the birthday party.
3) What do you mean I didn't get much done today? Fool, I was wide open. I attended two meetings today and still finished all of names’ and my paperwork back up off me I handled my end.
Note: use with the phrase "out of control" for extra emphasis.
Call for back up this party is wide open out of control!!
2) Looks like a tornado came through here! Yeah, the kids were wide open at the birthday party.
3) What do you mean I didn't get much done today? Fool, I was wide open. I attended two meetings today and still finished all of names’ and my paperwork back up off me I handled my end.
Note: use with the phrase "out of control" for extra emphasis.
Call for back up this party is wide open out of control!!
by BookerJr. August 26, 2007
1 For a female, the state or condition of being single. For a male, the state or condition of being a servile fuck-wit.
2. A heterosexual relationship or marriage in which the female engages in sexual relations with multiple partners and somehow talks the male into accepting this. The male partner in such a relationship is known as the patsy or victim. This person may speak openly about being "in an open relationship," but generally does not himself pursue alternate partners. The male in these cases is almost always a dutiful idiot, often a SNAG, who sits at home and develops a potentially deadly ulcer, while his partner gets nasty with every dude she can. This type of male is also known as a man-bitch.
The Open Relationship is exclusively dominated by the female. Normal men who wish to pursue multiple sex partners remain single or cheat. This does not include so-called swingers, a sub-class of perv.
The Open Relationship is, more often than not, a precursor to divorce, or occasionally to homicide.
2. A heterosexual relationship or marriage in which the female engages in sexual relations with multiple partners and somehow talks the male into accepting this. The male partner in such a relationship is known as the patsy or victim. This person may speak openly about being "in an open relationship," but generally does not himself pursue alternate partners. The male in these cases is almost always a dutiful idiot, often a SNAG, who sits at home and develops a potentially deadly ulcer, while his partner gets nasty with every dude she can. This type of male is also known as a man-bitch.
The Open Relationship is exclusively dominated by the female. Normal men who wish to pursue multiple sex partners remain single or cheat. This does not include so-called swingers, a sub-class of perv.
The Open Relationship is, more often than not, a precursor to divorce, or occasionally to homicide.
Debbie and Emil are in an open relationship.
Dude! Oh my God. She invited me over for dinner with the two of them.
Don't do it, man. Fake your own death. Anything. There is no good outcome.
What if I go over while he's out of town?
Oh, that's fine then.
Dude! Oh my God. She invited me over for dinner with the two of them.
Don't do it, man. Fake your own death. Anything. There is no good outcome.
What if I go over while he's out of town?
Oh, that's fine then.
by Randomness Personified February 12, 2011
Dude, I heard your girlfriend slept with John, why are you still with her?
Nah, it's cool, we're in an open relationship.
Nah, it's cool, we're in an open relationship.
by skrewler February 13, 2010
by hggsdgj November 27, 2007
At Steve's party the other nite, I got wide open!
I was hanging around w/ Joe's friends, but they are too wide open for me.
I was hanging around w/ Joe's friends, but they are too wide open for me.
by kid rock's butt plug January 04, 2007
is ideal to have when two people are too far away from each other to have a real relationship, but still like each other. It's a way to see other people if the "need" arises, but still keep feelings for the one far away. However, it is especially important that you DO tell when you see someone else.
Near: Hi Far, what did you do last night?
Far: I totally hooked up someone last night.
Near: WTF! You slut, whore, bitch! I can't believe you!
Far: But we have an open relationship.
Near: Oh, I forgot.
Far: And it didn't mean anything. He wasn't that good anyway.
Near: Oh, okay...
Far: I still like you.
Near: I like you too, I suppose.
Far: Awesome, I'm happy we're still together.
Near: Yea.
Far: I totally hooked up someone last night.
Near: WTF! You slut, whore, bitch! I can't believe you!
Far: But we have an open relationship.
Near: Oh, I forgot.
Far: And it didn't mean anything. He wasn't that good anyway.
Near: Oh, okay...
Far: I still like you.
Near: I like you too, I suppose.
Far: Awesome, I'm happy we're still together.
Near: Yea.
by Not Near April 27, 2008
to be so bored or irritated by a situation or another person, that you start thinking how nice it would be to open a vein and slowly drift away, just to get out of your current monotonous situation.
You have Ms. Jones for English class too? That class is so fucking boring it makes me want to open a vein.
by GlitterDawg May 05, 2016