Opposite Mohawk

When a man (or woman) has hair on the sides of their head, but not in the middle/on the top. Usually because of hair loss, but sometimes because of bad hair cuts, or football season and/or camp.

Becca: Dude, check out that man. EPIC opposite mohawk going on.

Micaela: HAHA that's hilarious!

or

John: Dude! Yesterday at football practice, I got attacked by the other guys and a hair clipper! Now I have an opposite mohawk!

Kevin: That sucks bro. Just shave it all off.

by abeccap April 6, 2011

2-8 December, opposite hand week (ohw)

During the first week of December u have to pleasure yourself with the opposite hand u usually fap with. If u use your regular hand then u owe your friends a croissant. from 2-8 December

hey, u taking apart of the opposite hand week on the 2-8 of December ? ##2december ##2-8december ##ohw ##oppositehandweek
2-8 December, opposite hand week (ohw)

by väikevinku October 21, 2019

opportutitty

opportutitty: when a woman has the chance to use her boobs to her advantage.

betty to darla: bend down and pick up your napkin in front of roy w/
your jugs in view. this is your opportutitty!

rhonda to minerva: help me ducktape my tits, this is my opportutitty
to impress kirk. maybe he'll ask me to PROM!

by heather acq April 14, 2008

Missed Opporpoonity

When you miss out on getting some pussy. Reasons most likely involve being too drunk, you have a girlfriend, or forgot to bring a condom and after asking girl if it was okay she refused.

Amanda:"Heyy Zach, you should come upstairs with me real quick..."
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"

Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity

by Ralford November 19, 2010

opossum kicking

Looking for opossums at night with a spotlight, and running after them and kicking them.

David Beckham can sure kick a soccer ball, but he's not opossum kicking material.

by Matt Nieboer October 6, 2007

opposites attract

The epitome of people that should not be together but in actuality are. Example: Taryn and Cassandra.

The only reason that they ended up married was because of the old adage opposites attract. They thought they'd give it a go, ignoring their cataclysmic differences.

by Bug n' Bones September 21, 2016

Opposite day

Celebrated on April 30th, the opposite of April 1st. The day when you are nice to your boss, teacher, enemy and can be a complete Ahole to your best friends. You can just say the opposite of what you want to say, and confuse/laugh at all the people who dont know why you are saying what you are saying.

Because April fools, has become a cliche.

Also spelled yad etisoppO, and occipatai

Beanerous Brokus I -Did I ever tell you that you look great.

Guy - You muckfluck its opposite Day.

by Beanerous Brokus I July 21, 2006