oblectation

delight, pleasure

I take great oblectation in scratching my balls.

by bread infection November 26, 2009

Objectively Wrong

Fucking a retard.

Fucking a retard instead of someone else is an objectively wrong thing to do. It touches little girls, can't do anything for itself, hits women, cries like a bitch, is filthy and retarded, and got molested. Pitiful. Everything about it's existence is pitiful and you went and fucked it. And the claimed that it wasn't out of pity that you brought the employees of a business to a workplace, scheduled them for a shift, and let them fuck the retard. This is a lie. You felt bad for the molested, sexually confused retard cry baby so you brought employees from the business you work at to come fuck it. You scheduled them for a literal retard dick appointment and thought no one would be able to do anything about or would be willing to do something about it. Wrong! Wrong, idiot! There are a lot of thing I can do. Some of them horrific. And would I want to do any of these things? Why would I not? If a group of men did what you were doing there wouldn't be an excuse good enough to justify it. You feel entitled to getting away with something objectively wrong because you have a vagina between your legs. No.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

Objectsterbating

To masterbate with a range of objects, that arent pornographic items. Items can include BABY DOLLS, PAPER (beware of paper cuts) A closet door, a key hole (for a small schnitzle) And even Cutting open a grape fruit, or as said in American Pie: TBOL, a PB&J sandwich.

Objectsterbating.
Man i have been jacking off to porn alot lately!

I should pick up Objectesterbating, i can do it with what ever i want!

HEY SIS! I NEED TO OBJECTSTERBATE WITH YOUR BABY DOLL

(SIS) Ok!

by LuckyJACKER69 March 11, 2010

Objective discontent

(n) A list of reason(s) for dissatisfaction that does not rely on emotional arguements or personal beliefs. Expressing objective discontent within a business setting establishes a clearly documented non-emotional concern, and (typically) directly points at a recommendation for addressing the concern.

Opposite of Subjective discontent

Jim presented 7 examples that hightlighted his Objective discontent with the team's performance including not scheduling meetings in advance & not providing summarized meeting minutes.

by EMB1 August 12, 2011

objectiality

someone who actively has sex with objects

"dude i totally banged my flashlight yesterday" "i didn't know you were into objectiality"

by i am actually a fat cunt January 19, 2018

Objectcentrism

Objectcentrism is an outlook thats deems objects (as in
"resources") the honour of being the main focal point of social life.
The opposite of which is subjectcentrism which deems this honour to
subjects (as in "people").

Furthermore objectcentrism is the key to creating social equality.

The reason for this is that subjectcentrism models society as a hierarchy
of people and thus affirms inequality.
Objectcentrism on the other hand models society as a heirarchy of objects
and thus affirms no such inequality between people.

"Yo Lary, stop being so subjectcentric or you gonna increase

social inequality! Everyone know objectcentrism in the way to go."

by Ivan Copeland June 10, 2018

Objectotard

Somebody who believes in objectivism.

Person 1: I think man should just pursue his own happiness and not care for anybody elses, unless it directly improves his or her own
Person 2: Lmao what an objectotard

by Archon Lucius Petreius November 22, 2019