1 definition by LuckyJACKER69

To masterbate with a range of objects, that arent pornographic items. Items can include BABY DOLLS, PAPER (beware of paper cuts) A closet door, a key hole (for a small schnitzle) And even Cutting open a grape fruit, or as said in American Pie: TBOL, a PB&J sandwich.
Objectsterbating.
Man i have been jacking off to porn alot lately!

I should pick up Objectesterbating, i can do it with what ever i want!

HEY SIS! I NEED TO OBJECTSTERBATE WITH YOUR BABY DOLL

(SIS) Ok!
by LuckyJACKER69 March 11, 2010
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