Brown Necktie

The act of taking a dump, but holding that dump hanging out of your butt cheeks, then recieving a tit wank. Leaving the tit-wanker with a brown tie.

Ross: You and Cath done anything ravishing lately?
Dan: Didya see that Brown Necktie she had on the other day?
Ross: Oh yeah.
Dan: My work.

by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006

neckin off

to jerk the neck portion of the body like a penis

Jock robb grabbed his neck and began to neck off

by mike d October 20, 2003

chicken necking

When a person is about to pass out and they look like they are choking.
A term used only for people who can't take the heat.

*a running person stops and gasps for air*

"Holy crap!! They chicken necking!! Get some water!!"

by Cazmanian Devil May 2, 2010

Norwegian Necktie

The act of cutting the girl's throat, sticking your penis so far in her mouth that it comes out of the slit.

I got so sick of Sandy that I just gave her a Norwegian Necktie.

by Senor Cocknballs August 4, 2007

necktop

a human head

For solving this particular problem I will need my necktop.

by Martin Zelf January 28, 2014

Schreiber Necktie

when u wear ear plugs (which are attached with the help of a plastic string) around your neck with them tucked under your collar. Ear plugs are then generally tied in some fashion (either standard shoe-string bow. Or if you are feeling particularly ambitious and wish to go through the trouble of doing so, you may tie your ear plugs into a bow tie or simple neck tie. WARNING: Neck tie and Bow tie styles are not appropriate for all occasions, usually limited to meetings. So dress appropriately.)

General Labor Worker 1: Schreiber neckties are so handy so u don't loose your earplugs!

GLW 2: I know...but one day i showed up late for work and didn't have time to make a bow tie and i felt so underdressed when i showed up for the meeting...

GLW 1: Yeah that was awkward for everyone...major breech of protocol...

by fuck u man, i can breath fire June 23, 2009

dick necking

Sneaking up on a buddy and drawing a dick on the back of his/her neck.

Man, you weren't paying attention... You deserved that dick necking!

by Rs696969 March 11, 2014