Napkin Elbow

A version of the more common ailment, Tennis Elbow, most often developed over time by shaking one's napkin at a high rate of speed. The Napkin Elbow epidemic took New York City by storm in the early 1990's when world class musician, Jorge Buccio, wrote now famed hit, "The Napkin Song". Many patrons of the Little Italy birthday destination, Puglia, leave the restaurant with chronic Napkin Elbow.

Damn, I can barely pick up my connoli, I hope it's not the Napkin Elbow.

by Feesus Christ June 9, 2016

Napkin Calculus

When someone doesn't know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.

"I used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar."
"And?"
"Well, obviously I was wrong."

by BlahBlahBlahThisIsAName October 4, 2016

Napin'

Vaping naked

Yo, don't come in mom. I'm napin'

by Tug69946 October 6, 2016

napkin dream

When home boy writes something down on a napkin that is going to change his life the evening before when the powder kicks in, and blows his nose with it the next morning when he wakes up before throwing it away and never coming back to it.

Chris is selling napkin dreams.

by YourBrotherInLaw November 17, 2016

napkin93

Napkin is the most godly name anyone could ask for but has friends like abbey terrace super sanik and napkin93 napkin93 is the best and he shall remain the best or she NAPKINS have no gender

Napkin93 is da best

by Napkin93 March 20, 2017

nappiness

That feeling of happiness one gets when laying down for a nap.

Sara had signs of nappiness when she realized she had time to sleep for a few hours.

by EEN12 April 2, 2017

nanini

It is when some one says or does something wrongly, or impolitely.

Oh my god!! Hi Kirah is a nanini

by Pinkpartycutie May 27, 2017