Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)

Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.

by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011

net tester

A CEO or company employee that goes abroad to check on company assets. The factory that made your phone had suicide nets. We like to call them brake time mega trampolines.

I just got a e-mail from the net tester we sent to check up on our assets in China.

by iriegypsy November 6, 2014

UGC NET

University Grants Commission National Eligibility Test. It is held twice in a year in Bharat at which candidates's qualification for Junior Research Fellowships and Lectureships are tested thoroughly. Also, it's the biggest national–level exam conducted all over Bharat.

Clearing UGC NET exam is a dream come true for many Bharatiya students.

by typical Indian October 6, 2023

Net Warrior

people that talk crap or insult people online. that will never say anything like that face to face.

online14: Shut up your an idiot.
online31: I will kill you man i swear.
online14: your just net warrior man. you wont do anything

by Cubis_Max October 16, 2009

Mom Net

Getting cockblocked by your mother

"I was trying to get it on with Britney and my mom was like "John, chicken nuggets are ready!"." I got caught in a mom net.

by It's Juan August 19, 2016

Net Setter

Internet trend setter, someone that redefines culture through internet influence.

That dude St1. Is a real Net Setter, he changed the whole culture of the county. His drip is built different. Next level player fr.

by ST1LLWALKING February 19, 2023

Net Karma

The total karmic effects a person has, it may be instant or a while, like a reputation but for karmic standards if you will.

A criminal has a lower net karma from their wrong doings

by 1m1m0 February 24, 2023