existential nap

Death.

Grandma did not come from upstairs this morning, she is taking an existential nap or Timmy's dog can't fetch the ball because it's taking an existential nap on the farm

by ramphilosophers December 7, 2017

Whore Nap

A coma-like, mid-afternoon sleep like state resulting from a) "whoring it up" the night before; b) planning to "whore it up" later in the evening or c) a combination of the two.

1: anyone seen Jay lately?
2: he's taking a whore nap, better leave him alone.

by John Wesley February 23, 2008

mc fap nap

An extremely pleasurable past time which is considered by many as the most awesome activity one can partake in whilst alone. A mc fap nap consists of three individual activities in the following order:

1. Purchasing and consuming a large meal from McDonalds, at least a large double quarter pounder mcvalue meal or equivalent.

2. A well prepared and lengthy session of masturbation i.e. lights dimmed, lube, a high quality yet filthy porno.

3. A nap in a large comfy bed lasting at least 2 hours.

Side effects include extreme relaxation and feelings of contentment. Mc fap naps should be used sparingly, so as not to diminish the pleasurable effects of the mc fap nap (too much of a good thing). One should also be careful not to overdose on the awesomeness one experiences whilst engaging in this activity, as such a mistake may prove fatal.

Joel, after a particularly long day of listening to trance, breaking things and stalking pwt on Facebook, needed to unwind. He got into his 4wd and drove to Maccas and obtained 2 medium double cheeseburger meals. When he arrived home he got naked and consumed his prey in the om nom nom fashion. He then lit some scented candles and dimmed the lights, put on some mood music (Armin van Buuren) and got out the baby oils and put on his favourite episode of Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures and began furiously mangling his meat. After cleanup he curled up in his bed for a nice arvo nap before his dinner of beef jerky and chocolate milk. When his "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" alarm clock woke him he unfurled from the fetal position he always sleeps in stretched out and revelled in the awesomeness of the mc fap nap he had just undertaken. All is well.

by Redhead and the fat man January 8, 2009

nut nap

the sleep that follows bustin a nut aka an orgasm.

After fingering herself until she came, Julie took a nut nap.

by snorlaxxx February 19, 2010

taking a dirt nap

Another way of saying something or someone is dead.

Guy 1: Where's you snake?

Guy 2: Taking a dirt nap.

by lioncat88 July 1, 2009

Powder Nap

To dose off... Pass out briefly... or power nap. During a heavy cocaine binge, normally consisting of “train track” sized bailers.

I feel great I had a 40 minute powder nap last night.

by Nico Suavacito July 9, 2018

hate nap

when you hate someone so much you need to sleep it off; when you're so angry in life you pass out from hate; being angry makes you crave unconsciousness

I was so pissed off that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend, that I took a hate nap.

by realblackpanda May 16, 2011