Rusty Mustang

When you are fucking a girl in the back of your mustang and you pull out and she shits all over the back seat.

I was fucking my girlfriend in my mustang and i pulled out and she unloaded a huge steaming pile of shit in the back seat resulting in a Rusty Mustang.

by Nic Flach September 9, 2010

Mustafa

MUSTAFA IS SO HOT. He can catch girls easily.

UGGH..MUSTAFA'S SO HOT

by Sheeblou May 3, 2019

mustachosity

Having, or holding great volume in; said mustache.

The kind, smiling older man must have spent hours grooming to support his popularity with the ladies. Which is of course clearly displayed by the mustachosity his show entails.

by fishyfeds November 24, 2011

Mustard Bun

An indiscriminate sexual orifice, usually used in context of making fun of one's homosexuality.

Smitty was watching as Liam was measuring Damien's Girthy-Base, then Damien stuck it in his mustard bun.

by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014

mustardfoot

Someone who starts a task they are completely capable of and does not finish it.

Person 1: Hey dude, could you work on this for me?
Person 2: Sure, I'll be done within a week!

-a week later-

Person 1: Hey, that thing done yet?
Person 2: Nah dude I forgot, sorry. I'm not really motivated to do it anymore.
Person 1: Wow, you're such a mustardfoot.

by mustardfoot August 19, 2017

mustache farm

When more than one girl at a time sits on your face

Man last night I had me a mustache farm with those two hot chicks...

by Mustache farmer August 20, 2017

mustache rider

Someone who supports and defends the actions and statements of Nautibuoy LLC, Nauti Crew, and their commodore, Michael D.

Boater 1: Why is she in this group sticking up for Mikey?

Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.

by Bently Bandit June 5, 2018