mortadella's

Usually a white troz' who weighs no less than 235lbs, lives in close proximity to a fast food chain (McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Harvey's, Pizza Hut), and is always one of the most active bitchez on the dance floor. The scientific reason for this hyperactivity is due to the fact that all the accumulated sugar stored in scarced accumulator pockets throughout their body, slowly gets released in their blood stream as they move their often stagnating bodies.

"ehh bro, go ask that mortadella near the bar if she can cut us some slices off her thigh for our lunches tomorrow, i tink my mom didn't go grocery shopping yet"

"minghia j0e, they have crazy bass in this club, i can feel the floor moving even in the bathroom"
-"nah br0, its just a mortadella on the dance floor"
"aight c00l br0, eh, we buy a couple bottles to impress the girls?"
-"b3h y4 br0, w4t d0 you t1nk 0v3r h3re guy, y0u t1nk euhhHhhh. b4h g1mme y0ur 20 doll4rz 0h"

by minghia.net March 29, 2003

Mortal

An insult in the Percy Jackson or Heroes Of Olympus fandoms. Meaning being idiotic or ignorant. Mostly fangirls or fanboys will call you this. It is very offensive to fangirls or fanboys if called a mortal. Be prepared to be stabbed, smacked, or punched. (For some extra zing they might stab u with a pen)

Oh my gods dude, your such a mortal.

by Demigod121 May 20, 2014

mortality experience

Supposedly a military euphemism for the big D, death.

"The aerial bombardment was largely a success. Unfortunately, a few non-combatants in the vicinity suffered mortality experiences."

by cirrostratus August 10, 2006

Martalucia

An incredibly sexy latina woman full of spunk, intelligence and wisdom. Men love her wittiness, woman loath her combination of good looks, confidence and brains.

That sexy latina woman that just walked in the room exudes confidence, intelligence and beauty. Her name must be Martalucia.
Nicknames: Marty, Martica, Tica, Teek

by Hrslvr February 5, 2010

Mortal kombat

A tablet ecstasy drug which has the mortal kombat logo on it and is mixed with legal drugs (sugar, caffeine, etc.)

John took mortal kombat and got high.

by Human92 April 19, 2014

Mortada ahmed

A man who has a electricity fetish and doesn't like women named after the arab man who did just that and was a 'homosexual' man

My friend is such a mortada Ahmed hence he likes electricity

by Itsnathan February 15, 2020

Mortal Kombat 10

This is only a rumor from internet gamers. The rumor says: This game will be the final saga of Mortal Kombat videogames between Liu Kang(50 years old) and Lord Kazoo(398000 years old). This is the ultimate project of Ed Boon for Mortal Kombat series and for Midway videogames. It comes on September 2011.

"You are not an Inmortal, the Mortals are now the Mortal Kombat!"

by Samurai Katsu November 24, 2003