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Ass Muncher

A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.
Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.
by buzznjackal August 22, 2003
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musclepup

A very handsome man with absolutely well-developed muscles.
- Have you seen the new video that Pano Tsaklas put on YouTube?
- Are you talking about that hot musclepup?
by firewallball January 19, 2014
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munkle

An incredibly toxic person.
"Fuck you guys."

Wow, you are being such a Munkle today.
by Munkle Dory March 27, 2016
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penis muncher

a male or female that likes to have penis in their mouth very often
by curryapple November 19, 2011
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Man muscles

The type of muscles that develop as a guy transitions from teen/young adult to full fledged man. It is accompanied by a gain in strength and usually happens between the ages of 26-28. Man muscles aren't bigger, but they are rock hard and will allow men to beat much "stronger" young men in things like arm wrestling and give them greater endurance in repetitive hard labor.
You think Bryce Harper is a good player now? Just wait until he gets his man muscles! or Now that LeBron James has his man muscles the rest of the NBA doesn't stand a chance.
by scrapple000 May 2, 2013
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Cunt Muscle

Whenever someone is being a bitch to the maximum extreme.
My 'Roommate' is not drinking tonight because he is a Cunt Muscle.
by EK32656234521 February 2, 2008
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Rug Muncher

There are a number of different defintions for this phrase:
1) Possibly the best known, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also know as muff diving.
2) Someone, usually a small child but can be an adult, who is prone to temper tantrums, throws themselves to the ground and bites the carpet.
3) Someone who is extremely eccentric, or even clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
4) A derogatory name for a person with learning difficulties, similar to window licker.
1) Look at those two fat dykes! A right pair of rug munchers!
2) There was this really nasty kid, screaming at his mother in the middle of the shop, stamping his feet and trying to hit her! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
3) John's acting stranger and stranger. It's sad to see a gifted man turning into a rug muncher.
4) If I hear you calling a person with learning difficulties a 'rug muncher' again, there will be real trouble.
by Croatalin November 30, 2013
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