Muggling

Man on Man huggling and cuddling. Usually while sleeping.

Look at Vin and Josh over there muggling, that is so darling.

by chalupabatman1 May 22, 2018

Professional Mugger

A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.

Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.

Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!

Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.

by Apemanjon September 7, 2008

crucial muggin earmuffs

To refer to oral stimulation of the male genetalia used in cases when someone is just acting foolish.

Dude: I'm about to catch that crucial muggin earmuffs tonight man
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.

by Pville69 November 24, 2007

Cunt Mugger

A man whore; A sexually active, promiscuous man

Don't go out with that cunt mugger, he hit up Jessica last week.

by Ambuhz March 11, 2008

Muggin

verb~ slang. The act of insulting another.
Used mainly in the south of England.

Are you muggin' me off mate?

She's proper muggin you off.

by Funi January 21, 2006

Muggs

As we all know UGGS are a very common boot amongst the ladies. The word "Muggs" originated when a male came to a Super Bowl Party wearing a pair and proclaimed they were "the man version." Sorry that is nonsense, there is no such thing in the real man world. The word "Muggs" can be used in a number of different real life scenarios however mainly it means you arent a man and what you are doing or saying is not very heteorsexual.

Wait...we are going to Reeds again tonight??? Dammit that is MUGGS.

by NolansMaster February 22, 2011

mugging

to steal one's coffee

Brian: Whoa, where the hell did my coffee go?

Ethan: Looks like you're the victim of a mugging.

Brian: Damnit!

by efiki February 17, 2009