tim morrison

tim morrison is a bloody champ.
he is the bestest and sexy as.

oh morrison is the bomb!

by cina October 7, 2004

morristown

A town in new jersey, where the preppy kids double pop their collars in hopes to be mistaken for Delbarton and Pingry yuppie counterparts. And blame their troubles on the “growing diversity” when in reality, if they stopped having themselves featured in the Daily Record and Star Ledger weekly for drug busts, and drunken mistakes, then maybe someone could start taking them seriously. It isn’t that Covent Station, Morris Plains, and Morris Township are meant to keep “out” the diversity that Morristown holds…It's that no cultured person is actually willing to live next door to a prick. Nobody goes to Morris Township, Morris Plains, or Convent….we go to Morristown for the bars, the shopping, the restaurants….no one has even heard of Morris Township, Morris Plains…or Convent. If those three were so great, maybe they'd stick the highschool and all of us "trash" there.

It's morristown and WE fuckin love it because we dont hold disdain for where we're from.

by Gwendolyn Ferdinand December 23, 2005

Joshua Morris

A guy who is like a book. You can not judge a book by it's cover, looks can decieve. But not with Joshua, he is attractive but his personality is absolutely stunning and unique. You'll find yourself lost with a Joshua. He treats girls with the upmost respect. Loyal he will be, honesty is the best policy for a Joshua. Truth comes with time as long will trust. A good friend he is, he will be open and be there for you till the very end. He is a friend to keep, and a guy to love. Lieing does not go good with a Joshua. Easily hurt may he be, so watch what you say. And jeaslousy rages through his veins, but love burns and sears through him.

Girl 1: Joshua Morris is amazing! I can trust him with anything!
Girl 2: Yeah I know!

by WelshWizard! December 26, 2011

Morrie

Someone who is amazing but as a unusual liking for flamingos and elephants. Always wants extra fries.

Look at him admiring that flamingo, he is such a Morrie.

by Ethan Elephant September 14, 2011

Morris

To morris is to complusively bullshit.
To tell a story that is some way off the truth

Also known as a greenall

Man 1: I shagged a milf in the toilets last night
Man 2 (to man 3): Do you smell a morris
Man 3: Sure do

by gydw June 4, 2009

Morris

A man, usually african american, who tends to mumble a lot. Obsessed with sex, specifically getting 'his dick sucked'. Will mumble for hours about this. Will eat anything. More specifically, will eat everything that doesn't belong to him.

Ah man, I can't understand a word that guy said!
He must be a Morris.

Hey! What happened to my lunch?! Is there a Morris around here??

by phork September 7, 2012

Morrison's Pimp Shack

Rm 126 in Maloney High School, where Gordon "Flash" Morrison pimps mad hoes son. He got them buckwilin' all up is his grill. He bump n grinds w/ them til the break of dawn, then hands out quysics phizzes to his students and talked about Social Security while occasionally wincing/twitching his eyes.

Smack ma bitch up. I like the stock market.

by bittithoe May 5, 2005