mosquito feeling

the feeling of a mosquito shooting itself up your arsehole and flying around up there a bit before fucking off.

usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit

guy sittin down suddenly raises arse off the chair "fuuuuuck!" "sup mate?" "mosquito feeling..."

by F34RL355 F13ND January 28, 2010

mosquito ringer

a ringtone some people buy

some fags in my art class bought that ringtone and wont shut it off

friend: hey who the hell is playing that mosquito ringer.

by paigeasaurus rex September 12, 2010

Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.

Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst

by guy who invented Mosquito ton May 28, 2011

Mosquitrich

A repulsive mixture between a mosquito and an Ostrich. People can also be mosquitriches.

Oh Victoire, you are such a mosquitrich!

by GIRRAFICORN November 24, 2011

mosquitehoes

a hoe who sucks your penis for your money but not a prostitute

in it for love to

(mosquitehoes) hey baby if you buy me that ring ill give you something tonight

(guy) alright baby

by mosquitoes July 18, 2012

mosquito eater

An insect that is medium sized on its own but all it's creepy legs make it look scary. It can also fly. They got their name because they apparently eat mosquitos. They like my bathroom for some reason.

A mosquito eater got in my bathroom today! Had to drive it out with a towel.

by Fuzzbun July 15, 2013

Mosquito

The most annoying thing you'll ever see or hear anywhere ever.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.

Guy 1: Eww, is that a zit?
Guy 2: Nah, I got bit by a mosquito yesterday... *Scratching*

by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere August 31, 2013