Moist

Moist. Is there a better word out there? I do not think so.

Moist means not quite swampy, yet close to a mushroom esq consistence.

Barney also used the word a times in a "How i Met Your Mother" episode.

Your cake is quite moist, if i were to say so myself

by 30bombseverygame March 4, 2016

Moist Gerbil

Derived from the popular adolescent game soggy biscuit, moist gerbil is played by bored males with small pets. May lead to felching, but this is not essential

Steve: you up for a game of soggy biscuit?

Rory: nah, let's spice things up a bit, moist gerbil!

by D0min0 June 25, 2009

moist nunza

The act of sticking it in a girl's anal cavity in a stall you just took a shit in. You then take your shit brick and insert it into her vaginal hole. (essentially double teaming by yourself)

Yeah I was hanging out with this girl and I straight up gave her the moist nunza.

by ahdsfjkaldhfkljah November 3, 2006

moist diarrhea whiffle ball

when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.

ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!

by pattymittens May 17, 2007

moostache

mustache that forms on one's upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.

Jenny wiped at her moostache with the back of her hand after polishing off a half a bag of Oreo's and a large cold glass of milk.

by Radishing July 30, 2012

MOBSTERZ

An extremely badass person who takes bitches to the cleaners foo! They strongly dislike emo barbies and fake bitches yo. They look cooler than bikers and they kick it in arcades with no money! They will not hesitate to jack a lil kid for his light up shoes.

Amandatelli, Latashiano, and Jaysagna.
Damn yous guys are bout to get jacked by them mobsterz right dere!

by L&A January 24, 2008

Moist

1) Moist is a street term used to describe a female who is very horny.

2) A girl with a very wet vagina

That sexy guy just told her he wants to get inside of her, she must be moist.

She moist, look at the wet stain on her pants. haha.

by Mr.Steal Yo Wife (Naim) February 4, 2013