moochoo

a man who knows everything there is to know and can also make references to it

that guy is such a moochoo

by blackunionjack December 26, 2005

moochaka

moochaka- white man trying to order a shredded beef burrito pronounced "machaca",

Tommy ask the waitress to bring him a "moochaka" burrito with no guacamole and a large iced tea.

by C/C August 2, 2007

mooch

a person usually a bf or gf who never pays for anything and who is always with money of their own. The always relay on somebody else to pay for them....but the mooching is okay because he or she is your friend.

muff muff muff muff from Carleton University always mooches off her friends.

by whitebooi March 22, 2011

mochate

a *calo* term meaning to give it up..often a slur screamed at attractive women by cholos with a hand gesture!

hey lovely lady... MOCHATE!!!

by damsel November 17, 2003

Mocha

A coffee shop in Sandy Hook Connecticut; Mocha was once the home of a man who had a strong interest in amphibians. He had a large collection of frog and toad memorabilia. He was also very into experimenting with 5-MeO-DMT, the chemical in the venom of the Colorado River Toad. The man had a collection of these toads and would harvest their venom and use it to hallucinate. One day he ingested bufotenine, the chemical in the venom that is poisonous and died. When the Mocha was built the upper part of the building was cleaned out and the collection of frog and toad memorabilia was used to decorate the coffee shop.

Wanna go to Mocha and grab a muffin

by Henry Pym April 19, 2009

moochflix

a movie, generally from a mail dvd distributor such as netflix, which was packaged for return, but instead borrowed or taken without the subscriber's knowledge, watched, and then placed back in the mail less than 24 hours later, giving the appearance that the movie was just slow in returning.

Note: tampering with US mail is a federal crime

Robin: Dude, I got a terrible movie from moochflix last night.
Andy: Bra, you should never get your moochflix from Tim's mailbox. All he watches are romantic comedies.

by sippymccloy July 17, 2007

mochaboarding

Similar to waterboarding, but not necessarily in the context of torture, depending on the temperature of the coffee.

Usually the mochaboardee will lay flat on the floor while he or someone else pours a steady stream of coffee over the recipient's face and into the mouth. This practice is particularly effective for making it to work on time after a night of heavy drinking.

Sid: "Dude, I'm so obnoxiously hung over...what a party last night, eh?"

Roger: "No doubt, I had to have Glenda put me through a mochaboarding session this morning, just to make it here on time..."

by zambizzi January 12, 2008