Monica

She is the most boyish girl you will ever meet. Even though she doesn't show it, she knows she is one sexy fine ass motherfucker. She makes friends with guys faster than you will ever. She is one of the bros, the homies, their ride or die. Whenever she is around her few female friends she like she doesn't fit in with the girls. She usually gets called a dyke or a lezbo but it's all fun and games since she low-key is bisexual. She is usually still questioning her gender. Whenever she is with some of her thousands of guy friends she feels accepted and better since the guys don't judge her for being a "girl". She wonders why females are so hard to understand, they are so petty, rude and just talk about shit she just doesn't care about. Her opinion on guys is that they are the most loyal gender to be friends with they are always laughing, they dont talk about what Tess and Jayden did last night they are always laughing together and always have your back. She will steal your nigga or your bitch. According to girls she will do anything if you say "you won't". She has went through a rough past but that is how she makes everyone laugh. She includes everyone, she always is trying to cheer up people and is not afraid to say something to your face. She can fight, "like a boy". She is the most loyal, funny and sexy person you will ever meet. If you know a Monica in your life do not get on her bad side and dont be disrespectful and she will stay with you no matter what.

Zach: yo do you know monica?
Jesus: fuck yea! she's my rod

by whats up hoe December 11, 2019

moniker

Australian (Sydney) slang to replace 'name' in a disconnected reference to the person

thats a cool moniker you got there Bronson

by ugunnapingmi March 29, 2003

Dirty Monica

A girl/woman that can not resist the urge to cum while getting her back massaged by multiple penises at one givin momment.

I walked into Sarah getting a 'Dirty Monica' by random guys.

by twoclitwoman March 8, 2011

Monica

The politically correct way to say My N!@#$

Yo Monica

by Kpsmoove March 17, 2014

Monica

A beautiful enigma with a Puerto-Rican vibe, who's ghetto one day, and classy the next.

She's smart, funny, and is racially confused. Doesn't know if she's black, white, or Hispanic sometimes. But, compensates for that with her random Puerto-Rican pride. She's also a very awesome person and there is no way you CAN'T love Monica.

Dude: Sup, homie.

Monica: Yo, where you at?

Dude: Chillin' with Labron, how about chu?

Monica: Hanging out with my gurls at club Le's Ho

Dude: For real. Aye, you Puerto-Ricans are FINE

Monica: Why you categorizing me? RUDE!

Dude: You gotta be. You got dat body.

Monica: DAYUM RIGHT I'M PUERTO-RICAN! DUSES!

Dude: Peace.

by tokitokitotokito December 2, 2011

Monica Bellucci

Although beyond the reach of mortal females, a state of existence, beauty, sexuality, philosophy, and attitude that females of the human species should nevertheless strive to attain; includes black hair and Italian (from Italy, not Brooklyn)accent.

George: Mia is pretty hot, I am thoroughly enjoying her white thong with the rhinestone heart over her ass.
Mike: Yes. And she smells nice, has silky smooth skin, makes pleasant conversation, and is a talented dancer that gives me a special feeling. Even her pooch is cute. She reminds me a little of "Monica Bellucci".

by Herodotus July 28, 2008

Monica

To accidentally poop your pants, by either a failed attempt to reach a restroom or by it sneaking up on you following a hefty meal.

That Korean BBW was absolutely delicious, but I almost Monica'd waiting in line at the frozen yogurt stand afterward.

by Show&Tell February 23, 2018