Frozen Mitten 

Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.

Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!

Frozen Mitten by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 1, 2020

Spaff mitten 

The posh term for a Wank Sock.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.

I was changing our sons bedsheets last week when I discovered his heavily crystallised Spaff Mitten stuck to the underneath of the mattress.

Spaff mitten by Garf1981 February 10, 2021

fist mitten 

1.) Of or pertaining to a person(s) Anus, Rectum, Rear-end, Butthole; particularly of one whom likes to be fisted.

2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.

3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.

When pertaining to areas on the human body where one might try to conceal illegal items, mainly drugs, it may be necssary to stash it inside the anus- or jokingly the fist mitten (especially if the person is male & gay.)

To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.

fist mitten by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022

Squeeze your mitten 

To take a piss.

Jimbo, do you need to squeeze your mitten before we get in the Buick?

Squeeze your mitten by Squeeze your mitten July 7, 2022

Flesh Mitten 

Step 1: find a chick with ass-gape like you read about
Step 2: get elbow deep in that shit
Step 3: Bang her from behind
Step 4: Jerk yourself off with your flesh mitt.

After I successfully performed the flesh mitten on this chick I called every member of my family to tell them how fucking sweet time I am.

Flesh Mitten by The Stink Finger January 17, 2011

foot mitten 

term used to describe the slipper/shoe that most teenage girls enjoy wearing due to the fact that they are easy to get on and most importantly off.

I was walking down a dark alley by myself when i noticed a rather large girl wearing foot mittens and chewing tobacco.

foot mitten by sal May 13, 2005

Daytona Mitten 

The act of putting your dick in a girl's ass then shoving your entire hand in her pussy so you can jerk yourself off inside her.

That chick is so stretched outa shape I had to do a Daytona Mitten to get off!

Daytona Mitten by Voidrat2000 March 11, 2011