Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.
Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!
Friend 2: You betcha!
by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 1, 2020
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A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
I was changing our sons bedsheets last week when I discovered his heavily crystallised Spaff Mitten stuck to the underneath of the mattress.
by Garf1981 February 10, 2021
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1.) Of or pertaining to a person(s) Anus, Rectum, Rear-end, Butthole; particularly of one whom likes to be fisted.
2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.
3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.
2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.
3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.
When pertaining to areas on the human body where one might try to conceal illegal items, mainly drugs, it may be necssary to stash it inside the anus- or jokingly the fist mitten (especially if the person is male & gay.)
To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.
To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.
by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022
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by Squeeze your mitten July 7, 2022
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Step 2: get elbow deep in that shit
Step 3: Bang her from behind
Step 4: Jerk yourself off with your flesh mitt.
Step 2: get elbow deep in that shit
Step 3: Bang her from behind
Step 4: Jerk yourself off with your flesh mitt.
After I successfully performed the flesh mitten on this chick I called every member of my family to tell them how fucking sweet time I am.
by The Stink Finger January 17, 2011
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I was walking down a dark alley by myself when i noticed a rather large girl wearing foot mittens and chewing tobacco.
by sal May 13, 2005
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by Voidrat2000 March 11, 2011
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