Squeeze your mitten

To take a piss.

Jimbo, do you need to squeeze your mitten before we get in the Buick?

by Squeeze your mitten July 08, 2022

All gloves and mittens

A phrase used to describe two things so similar their differences are irrelevant, or are uninteresting. "It's all the same too me".

Person A: Which guy from ____ boyband do you think is cutest ???
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.

by Marshallllllllllllll Banana February 13, 2015

Michigan Mitten

After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.

"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"

by Militiaganian March 11, 2009

mitten queen

see: Joe Don

by Edgar Allan Poe February 20, 2003

hows your mittens

a saying used to piss of your opponent whilst playing COD4

person 1 "hows your mittens"
person 2 "shut the f up"

by sheeno7 July 07, 2008

schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck.
derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.

"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

Bless your cotton mittens

Something that you say when you want to express affection or gratitude for someone (origin: British humorous)

Ben: I have enough coins to buy us two bars of chocolate..?
Alison: Aww, Bless your cotton mittens, but I couldn't deprive your of your chocolate resources.

by Barak1 December 09, 2013