Nigger 500

The Dan Ryan Expressway in Chicago, especially during rush hour.

Boss: "You're LATE!"
Employee: "There was a 15 car pile-up on the Nigger 500. I'm lucky to be alive!"

by Voidrat2000 February 24, 2011

Daytona Mitten

The act of putting your dick in a girl's ass then shoving your entire hand in her pussy so you can jerk yourself off inside her.

That chick is so stretched outa shape I had to do a Daytona Mitten to get off!

by Voidrat2000 February 24, 2011