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martha mendoza

The most amazing woman in the world. A woman that is: beautiful, down to Earth, honest, humble, open-minded, sympathetic, loving, faithful, and caring. A woman with a bright future and can achieve anything she puts her mind to. Wife material and mom material. A great two sport student athlete and could dominate any other sport if she decided to play it. A woman who means it when she says she loves you. Dillon's other half. Ms. Kitty. A kid at heart. A goofy woman who speaks in funny voices. A b-e-a-utiful woman. A pretty, pretty princess.
Im the luckiest man in the world because of Martha Mendoza
by Dillon B. January 22, 2014
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Martha's Vineyard

Rich white friend: Hey, where are you going over the summer?
Rich black friend: My family and I are going to Martha's Vineyard
Rich white friend: What's that??
Rich black friend: It's the black Nantucket you son of a bitch.
by thegirlwithsixchins December 4, 2017
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martha

a shot angry midget that has a bed temper and can act like a pig. But she is very itelligent and can be gorgeous.
Guy 1: EW ITS MARTHA
Guy 2: I LOVE MARTHA
by bob-bob-bobby December 6, 2017
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Martha

Crazy old lady in her thirties that likes little girls that are underage, targets

are usually teenage girls with disabilities. Lies a lot to get out of things or to make things go her way. Can't tell the truth if her life depended on it.

Thinks that the world revolves around her.
Name Martha
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Martha Stewart

To fix or make better than previously was.
I'm gonna Martha Stewart your twat! It's a good thing!
by Raine June 7, 2004
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Martha

A very butch woman who loves men yet most would expect she would be the masculine in a lesbian relationship. Typically very moody and grouchy woman. Likes to be negative and loves drama in all aspects of life.
Totally sick of being around her today. She's all Martha'd out.
by Son Dont August 23, 2019
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martha washington

A sexual innundo. Sometimes refered to as "The Ole' Martha Washington". Only the dirtiest of people tend to use it.
"I gave her the Ole' Martha Washington"
"I'm gong to Martha your Washington"
"I gave her the Martha Washington and then slipped her the chicken under the table"
by Ian Valkyrie March 11, 2007
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