Carnegie Mellon

(1) A shitty University in Pittsburgh full of nerds, tools, rich fucks, arrogant bastards, and ugly people.
(2) Place where students pay 35k a year to study endlessly, get absorbed in debt, and end up paying student loans for 10 years.

Fuck Carnegie Mellon

by I hate carnegie October 2, 2003

Carnegie Mellon

Carnegie Mellon: everything you have read up to this point is absolutely true :)

Good Food, Great Friends, Slammin Babes!

Nerd1: Thank God I'm gonna be rich so I can buy my girl one day
Nerd2: Yeah, I've always wanted a Dell

Nerd1: Dude, she's hot
Nerd2: Dude, she's a visitor

Nerd1: How bout her?
Nerd2: Definitely a 4 out of 10. . . too hot for Carnegie Mellon

by davidtepper October 29, 2007

meloncolony

A feeling of sadness and lonleyness.To feel miserable. As if you are alone.Well your never alone And this is going out to the world.
and there's always hope if it feels as if you need help get help.

i feel very meloncolony when everyone rejects me.
I feel meloncolony when i get made fun of.
I feel meloncolony when someone dies.

by jenna amanda r January 11, 2008

multiple melon

When a group of boys microwave a melon, and all boys participating use the same melon to simulate sex.

- Yo! Ian, Patel, Robert, Stym and Sam all multiple meloned last night. Sick, right?
-- I knew those kids were messed up.

by JKJ June 23, 2007

Getting a Megson

To employ someone to do a job who clearly isnt up to it.
To be Megged - to fail.
To win nothing.
Meg-Son

hey lads - guess what - we are looking to employ someone on the cheap who is a failure - I think we are 'getting a Megson'!

by Samuel Alladyce November 18, 2007

Mellon

A Bostonian Flamer that resembles Elton John who craves huge black cock.

"Hey Mellon, why don't you get that cock out of your mouth and get help Head and I!"

by Mathew Moynihan July 25, 2008

melone

Big tits!

She had the biggest Melone's

by jkashfkjdsrw August 1, 2008