Menace

A Canadian dog known for biting ankles and eating leftover meats.

Dennis is such a menace. I caught him drunk biting Katrina's grandmothers ankles.

by WalterSixNine August 14, 2018

Toxic Megacolons

The most dominant ROTO baseball team ever assembled, without collusion, via skilled drafting, shrewd trades, and timely waiver acquisitions. The team took the lead in its 12 team league in mid-April and never looked back, finishing a dominating 20.5 points ahead of the runner-up. Its murderous batting lineup finished 1st in 5 of 6 offensive categories (R, HR, RBI, AVG, OPS) and 2nd in steals. Its dominant pitchers carried the team to 1st in ERA and WHIP, 2nd in SAVES and HOLDS, and 5th in WINS and K's. The indomitable lineup, in its optimal form, was as follows:

C: Brian McCann, ATL
1B: Albert Pujols, StL
2B: Chase Utley, PHI
3B: Aramis Ramirez, CHC
SS: Jose Reyes, NYM
OF: Lance Berkman, HOU
OF: Carlos Lee, TEX
OF: Matt Holiday, COL
UT: Troy Glaus, TOR
Bench: Hideki Matsui, NYY; Jason Varitek, BOS; Corey Patterson, BAL; Kevin Youkilis, BOS; Juan Rivera LAA

SP: Roy Halladay, TOR
SP: Andy Pettitte, HOU
SP: Jered Weaver, LAA
RP: BJ Ryan, TOR
RP: Akinori Otsuka, TEX
RP: Tom Gordon, PHI
P: Todd Jones, DET
P: Joel Zumaya, DET
P: John Lackey, LAA
Bench: Esteban Loaiza, Jon Lester, Mike Stanton

Carlos Lee was acquired in June for Pat Burrell and Ken Griffey Jr. to solidify and streamline the lineup.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the greatest ROTO team of all time!!! Wooooo!!

Man, there is no way we can compete with the Toxic Megacolons. That team is a juggernaut!

by Crew Middle Fork December 7, 2006

megacruncher

A cluster of computers which analyzes vast amounts of information for distrubuted computing programs such as SETI@Home.

I have five computers in my megacruncher.

by T Junior May 14, 2003

MegaCab

Vehicle driven by those with Ford envy 🤨

MICKEY12X8 drives a MegaCab because all he can aFord.

by AgentDick April 13, 2019

Meachie

a rare species of internet user that uses his own blood as lubrication while he violently masturbates to porn found only in the deep web.

swamping grounds of a meachie include

2 guys 1 hammer
1 guy 1 jar
welikeknives.com
bootybashers.com
bangbrothers.com

by imgur fucker August 26, 2012

menace to sobriety

spending the evening with a poohead like you

"Kyle Simmons, had i known that being with the Simmons' offspring would cause such menace to sobriety, i wouldve thought twice, gurky boy."

by Krkič November 6, 2019

Metacake

A metaphor which involves a cake.

Metacake for nothing being able to achieve something:

"It's like seeing a cake on the table and you can't eat it"

by SuperMoko April 5, 2009