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mayonnaise sandwich

The sexual act in which the male bangs the female in the doggie-style position and upon ejactulation, releases his semen between her butt cheeks and mashes them together, thus creating a medley resembling that of a mayonnaise sandwich.
That bitch didn't want me to cum on her face, so I gave her a mayonnaise sandwich
by JJJ December 19, 2004
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Mayonnaise

Drunk, drugged or otherwise inebreated.
Did you see how Joe was stumbling all over the place, he is totally mayonnaise.
by edisonbattery June 14, 2016
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panty mayonaisse

Definition is obvious, however it is useful to expand your vocabulary and use other words for this condition.
Julie just made a fresh sample of panty mayonaisse for the pant sniffers.
by L_Z February 2, 2005
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mayonaise

the white part on white wall tires. and mustard is the yellow stripe on vogue tires
man he got dat mayonaise on da lac
by dj July 7, 2005
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Mayonnaise Ma'am

Noun. A woman with a skinny ass that has no shape. "Mayonnaise" is a slur for "man ass."
You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.
by Carl Stawicki August 8, 2008
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Slinging mayonaise

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.
Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame
by longboarder870 May 4, 2009
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Paige freaking macon

most often used to descrie someone who is:
an amazing friend
a very smart person
the prettiest girl you will ever meet
often times quite bitchy
even more often is sarcastic

someone who gives amazing advice, never fails to make you laugh, knows exactly what is going on in your life, and how to make it better, listens to all your crazy stories, helps with all the boy problems


and she is the best friend that you could ever ask for!
WHO'S GREA'S BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!?


PAIGE FREAKING MACON!
by greaaaaaaaaaaaa February 25, 2009
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