Max

-Jacked
-Womanizer
-Smart, just lazy
-Not fat, big
-Under rowing + math scholarship
-Father is part of mafia
-Best o-lineman
-Says he sacked the qb and got a touchdown (very incredible for o-line)
-Gets bad grades, but has goal of going to harvard

Max is someone that matches all of the above

Man, that guy is such a Max.

I wish I was a Max. That would be incredible.

I'm Max.

by bhr11111 March 24, 2009

Max

Max is the ugliest man alive he has many friends but they are all fake since he is rich , he smells and he is fat and dumb

"Ewwwww look at max"
*max starts talking*
"Oh hiiiiii!"

by LalalLLLLLLlLalalala June 05, 2019

Max

A type of dude who’s gets on everyone’s nerves and no one likes.

“Max gtfo”

by That one crackhead in town July 05, 2019

Max

to take a dump, and or shit on ones face,

OHH fuck dude I just got a max on my fucking face. Damn

by Big Papa 22 December 06, 2008

Max

Total douche with a huge penis. Likes to act gay, but won't put out for other guys who act gay.

1: Hey dude, let's go to hot topic and act gay!
2: No man, Max is in there. He won't put out.

by SearchingforthePrincess February 11, 2009

Max

A player that fucks with girls hearts. He says he loves them then he breaks their hearts shamelessly. He jumps from girl to girl. He makes them fall inlove with him and then he pretends he loves them back just so he can break their heart 2 days later. Goes out with a girl then cheats on her with thousands of other girls because he can. Tells 10 girls in one week that he likes them.

player heartbreaker cheatermax

by bbygirlxoxo October 19, 2013

Max

A boy who used to be the most amazing person in the world. A boy who used to make me laugh. A boy who never ever made me cry, except when he made a joke, then we would laugh till we did. A boy who has incredible hazel eyes that I used to think were honest. A caring person who has lost his way in life. A boy who broke my heart. An absolute jerk. Someone who can draw. Someone who never takes anything seriously, which used to be funny but is now immature and obnoxious. Someone who I lost before I had him. Someone who makes you think he's fallen for you, then goes and kisses your best friend. Someone who dumps you and then dates your best friend. Someone who you should stay away from unless you want to get hurt. Someone who lies. A heart breaker.

guy: why are you crying?
girl: because...
guy: is it max again?
girl: yep.
guy: well you're so pretty, he doesn't deserve you.
girl: i still love him.

max: HEYY GUYS!!! WHAT'S CRACKIN?
guy: can't you see she's crying?
max: yeah, so?
(max leaves)

guy: and you like him?

girl: yeah... :(

by wishingonastar June 06, 2011