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Marisa

a girl who doesn't know what to do with herself, has no goals with her life, is lost, gets angry easily. she should learn to breath a LOT deeper, read books on karma, happiness, etc. she's a bunch of work and needs help.
is she like a debbie (downer)?

no, she's like a marisa
by JohnnyFridge February 25, 2009
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Malisa

Dummy, a BITER. Shy & Quiet. Can be nice, wants to be cool.
Person 1:Hey, did you know the song My Boo & Dilemma is my song?
Person 2: What are you talking ABOUT? I just told you thats my song yesterday?
Person 1: What.. What.. I dont rememberrrr...
Person 2: YOUR SUCH A MALISA.
by Conspicuiois May 2, 2009
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The Matisyahu Effect

The Matisyahu Effect is when a person of a ethnic minority becomes successful in a genre of music that is not "typical" to they're ethnic background. Most of the time the artist will only be mediocre, but because of their step into a new genre, they are immediatly popular.
The Matisyahu Effect would be responsible for the popularity of...

A black guy playing guitar like Jack Johnson

A chinese girl playing piano like Alisha Keyes

A Jew rapping

A Hindu techno writer named "DJ Krishna"

ect...
by MattCotton June 17, 2006
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marisa

noun--a money hungry cunt who would rather be at the pub than at work.

Verb: double--fisting, massaging the taint while drinking cheap domestic beer on special.
Don't have any eye contact with that marisa at the end of the bar; she's likely to suck you dry and tell your boss you got coked up last night.

I dumped that bitch because after two solid days of her marisaing me I got tired of my one-inch cock smelling like natural light ice.
by Rude Pooters January 7, 2009
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maisara

A hairy beast that ugly and really weird looking.Can be found in the amazon.
Eww i just saw a maisara
by Pewdieye December 21, 2016
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matiya

guy with a big fat brown penis
Omfg your matiya was great tonight
by tyhg September 1, 2014
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Marisa

A wonderful and moderately attractive girl who is loved by many. She is never biased to one “type” of person. However, she is not trustworthy and loyal to everyone. She tends to lie to those closest to her and forms her opinions accordingly. Oftentimes, people do not real know if she is speaking the truth. Marisa acts outgoing but she indeed is scared sometimes. Also, with her abundant amount of friends comes a need for attention. She seeks it out in strange ways and that sometimes will get her in trouble. She dates many guys, but the guys only want her for inappropriate reasons. Her desperate nature makes her vulnerable. Marisa is very loyal and if you make your way into her heart (as a friend or lover), which very few people can do, you never need to be worried if she lies because she loves you and will do anything to keep you in her life. She struggles with her education is she is not passionate about it. Her social life is frequently a larger priority than her education. Overall, Marisa has her flaws, but she is still beautiful and loyal once you get to know her. Not to mention she is a very caring person to everyone. Also she is very fun to be around and with her life is exciting and stress-free. People seem to misunderstand her and take her as a baddie when she is a softie. People also like to walk on top of her. Though, people don’t understand themselves so how should they understand her.
Girl: “I have class with Marisa third period. She is such a fun person.”
Boy: “Yeah. I dated her for a week but she refused to give me nudes.”

Teacher: “Mrs. ____, your daughter, Marisa, can’t seem to raise her grades from Cs. Have you considered getting her a tutor?
Mrs. ___: I would but she has dance practically every day of the week. She does not have time unfortunately.

Girl: Geez, Marisa just b****ed to me about Katherine but then she is spending the weekend with her in Texas. AND then Marisa comes back saying Katherine is the best person ever.
Boy: Wow. Marisa told me that she was drinking at Maddie’s party last night but there was no alcohol there (or brought in cause people were checked). Why does she love to pretend?
by hellolololololhi July 6, 2019
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