Girl ginger: "I love you so much I think you're my soul mate."
Guy ginger: "But we are gingers we don't have souls."
Girl ginger: "so what does that make us?"
Guy ginger: "Ginger mates of course."
Guy ginger: "But we are gingers we don't have souls."
Girl ginger: "so what does that make us?"
Guy ginger: "Ginger mates of course."
by Rexx1990 November 14, 2013
A Utility Mate is a friend you call on occasionally when your core circle of friends are not available.
I had a spare ticket for the match last weekend which nobody wanted so I sold it to my Utility Mate and he came with me instead.
by Jordo1981 July 29, 2010
Deakin is a immortal God that rules over all my, he is a religion
He is the most powerful being in the universe.
He is the most powerful being in the universe.
by JacobBieber February 14, 2019
by CoolingtonLivesAgain August 23, 2019
by Bigdoggyskeng March 13, 2017
G’Day Mate is the act of applying Australian Gold Sunscreen to one’s anus prior to Butthole Sunning. In case you’re wondering, like I was, Butthole Sunning is an actual thing. Apparently “absorbing sunlight through your anus is a great way to recharge your whole system”.
Chris: “Hey Sarah, it’s supposed to be 85 and sunny tomorrow....you know what that means!”
Sarah: “Sure do! It means you’re still worried about your melanoma coming back and you need me to give your asshole a G’Day Mate.”
Chris: *sad faced* “Yes.”
Sarah: “Sure do! It means you’re still worried about your melanoma coming back and you need me to give your asshole a G’Day Mate.”
Chris: *sad faced* “Yes.”
by Lee Kinanis November 07, 2020
by orangeduck53 March 15, 2023