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Meat Maiden

So, She's the local Meat Maiden, eh?
by Soldaat May 2, 2009
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douche maid

n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.

See also Ann Coulter.
She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.
by a Feminist June 19, 2009
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Hitler maiden

A psychotically conceited or narcissistically ambitious female who viciously and compulsively goes through life turning any and every situation into an opportunity for her to separate the "superior and flawless" (like herself, of course) from the "loathsome and disgusting".

No matter the situation, it's a guarantee that she'll be openly treating certain people like rotting dog shit, while then turning immediately around and treating certain other people like blue-eyed Nordic royalty -- with her selection criteria being largely dependent on a person's ethnicity, beauty, physique, and apparent wealth.

She more often directs this treatment at males, although in certain circumstances she'll subject females to it, too. But the overriding point is that she just can't ever stop herself from doing it.

The term derives from Adolf Hitler's German youth programs, whereby he selected "pure Aryan" males and females for his indoctrination and breeding.
"Dude, you don't wanna wait in that line. The girl at the register will openly treat you like shit because you're not "master race" enough -- She's a total Hitler maiden."
by C'est Logique October 14, 2011
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Wooden Maiden

Painfully uncomfortable chair, constructed primarily of wood.
"For sale: 1 medieval chair, made of wood, comfort level: wooden maiden"
"Man, this chair fucking sucks, I feel like a torture victim, its basically a wooden maiden"
by the_sheeve_master March 10, 2014
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Minute Maid

1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
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Minute maid

A person who is under the influence of a sexual golf relationship
"Damn a want to putt my golf ball into that hole" - Mattia

"Since when were you a minute maid!?"- Connor
by O'Connor my G February 20, 2018
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Sex maid Menu

A fetish as too where someone enjoys being or receiving a payed sexual service commonly done through a menu, the submissive who usually gives the menu will sometimes be dressed in maid uniform or other sexy/formal clothing. The submissive may also act in a manor as if providing a service, even if the persons involved are familiar with one another.
Damn I found this hot nerdy girl on tinder, gave me a Sex maid Menu. I had a main yesterday, and just going for a side soon.
by GirlyDickSucker42069 September 16, 2020
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