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manergy

Manergy, the profound energy men experience when doing pre-approved manly things, like powering nailguns without plugging them in. A man powered with this energy is far superior no non-manly girly men.
Rick: Holy shit, did someone just hit Dan?
Donovan: Yea, but Dan used his manergy and knocked the fool out.
by UberDan May 31, 2007
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The ManBearPig

You are thrusting the girl in the ass as hard as you possibly can, with no lube or contraceptive, the giver leans over the top of the recievers head inserting their right middle and index finger into the recievers nostrals. With your left hand, you constantly punch / jab her in the stomach. Once she finally falls over and dies or becomes unconscious, guzzle down at least a pint to liter of honey and vomit all over her.

Thus creating "TheManBearPig (A combination of "The Pig" and "The Bear"
Jack: I gave your mom The ManBearPig last night!

Fred: You what?

Jack: Yea, I didn't want to get my hand wet from her mouth so I put it in her nose like The Pig.

Fred: You ate the honey and threw up on her just like The Bear!?

Jack: Yea, it was gross and threw up more!
by Sharkbeam September 23, 2009
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manderson

A cave like human who walks with something foreign up his ass and reaks of 2 day old African American sex. His life revolves around what other people think is cool and has rude fantacey's about his mom. He is the closest thing to a black person without being physically black. EATS EVERYTHING AND IS A FAT FUCK. Although he still manages to make the people around him want to be just like him. Oh and his gash hangs like a wizards sleeve.
Matt goes to a buffet and eats the left overs off your plate. All Matt manderson thinks about is food even when he is jacking off.

Matt smells like the inside of a turd
by Naples pap December 29, 2007
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Manbear

A female named Samantha. Originates from the inability of a dense child to pronounce the name Samantha.
What's your name?

Manbear Frankland.

Manbear? That can't be your name. Show me your id. Oh right, you mean Samantha!
by Henry "Henners" D January 1, 2009
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ManBearPig

HALF Man, HALF Bear and HALF Pig. (MBP)
ManBearPig is a mamal created by Al Gore the last American Vice President. MBP is explained as the "single biggest threat to our planet." MBP is known as the creature that "roams the earth alone." People suggest that MBP is not real, but Al Gore says "MBP is very real and I'm serial." MBP has large hooves where humans feet should be. Al Gore believes to have spotted MBP in a tourist attraction known as "Cave of the Winds" Located in South Park, Colorado. MBP dropings are similar to pig droppings...but more manbear like. MBP also smells like salfur of salmon like odors.
Half man half bear and half pig
"ManBearPig is very real and I'm super serial."
by Ben Caruso October 11, 2007
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manbear

I am the man bear. ROAR!!!!
Whats up manbear?
by Chris Litt April 15, 2008
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mander

(man dander) the flaky, white crust you find in the bed the morning after having sex.
Too lazy to change the sheets after sex, Justin woke up in his own mander.
by bkbroiler December 30, 2004
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