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noun, what a man calls a woman that is his #1 girl, as apposed to the other females he may have.
Yeah man I can let my main find out about her because it's going to be a lot of trouble if she does!
by spmack November 11, 2003
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Main Line

Technichally the Main Line is a raliroad that runs from Philadelphia to the suburbs surrounding it including Bryn Mawr, Gladwyne, and Haverford.

The Main Line has always been full of WASPs and old money who belong to Merion Cricket and send their kids to expensive private schools. Recently the area has become infested with Juicy wearing, gum chewing, hair flipping J.A.P.s.

On each corner is a Starbucks filled with obnoxious people buying their 5 dollar coffee. On every road is a mercedes with an old blonde women tlaking on her cell and sparkling her large diamond rings in the sun.

The houses are massive and are cleaned buy cleaningladies adn the few "butlers". Each garage is filled with luxury cars.

The Main Line is a fun place to be if you fit in and have money. If you have you'll fit in. There is not much to it. If you overthink it you'll never get it.

The Main Line is the best place on earth. If you are

a)Jappy
b)preppy
c)a WASP
d)are rich
e)enjoy golfing, playing tennis, and dining at fancy resteraunt and exclusive country clubs.
f)enjoy spending time laughing at obnoxious people who think that everyone is looking at them
I live on the Main Line and love it because i am rich, jappy, enjoy laughing at obnoxious people, and like playing tennis and eating lunch at my country club.
by JAP May 28, 2004
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dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.
you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus
by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005
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main street

A generic term for middle class America. Used extensively in the 2008 presidential election.
"Senator McCain just doesn't get it – he doesn't get that this crisis on Wall Street hit main street" quote Barack Obama
by Chip Pellor January 16, 2009
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Malina

Malina is the personification of a thunderstorm. From soothing droplets to wall-shaking crashes, she will make you feel it all. Lightning and all, she electrifies you with her love. But just as you’re beginning to let yourself get used to it, she’ll take it all away, leaving you cursing the sun and yearning for the clouds to come back. She’ll haunt you, leaving you only with echoes of her incessant quoting of Wuthering Heights, ancient classics such as the Iliad and the Odyssey, and random ritualistic hymns. All you’ll ever want is to be dancing with her in her museum of a room, lit by an excessive number of pillared candles, to the drum-like pattering of her icy raindrops that entrance you all over again.

Oh, and, all those villains she loves to go on about? Know that she is all of them, all at once. You can either fear her or love her for this. Tread carefully and trust wisely. She’ll tread over you to bring greatness and glory to herself.

I’m only warning you because even if I can’t be the one, I can at least help make way for you until the day that you come.
Et tu, Malina?

And I pray one prayer—I repeat it till my tongue stiffens—Malina, may you not rest as long as I am living; you said I killed you—haunt me, then! The murdered do haunt their murderers, I believe. I know that ghosts have wandered on earth. Be with me always—take any form—drive me mad!

Malina, cara mia, I forgive you.
by anglodick May 7, 2022
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mailinator

The holy grail of email services, and the anti-christ of spammers.
I use mailinator whenever I can.
by Paid for by Mailinator Co. September 11, 2009
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Macing Off

The act of talking about your Mac computer so joyously it seems like you get the same amount of joy from jacking off.
Meghan - Did you hear, James got a Mac Book and an I-touch?

Tom - Yes, I heard. James was Macing off in my ear for the better part of an hour about how awesome his new Mac is.
by DeeVee585 September 2, 2010
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