Morping

Used to describe the look of the room you're in on lsd. Can be described as moving slowly like a lava lamp.

So basically picture the room and all items in the room moving in the motion of a lava lamp including the walls.

"The lava in that lava lamp is morping"

"I'm trippin',everything is morping"

"When I look at my hands on acid they are morping"

by Summer Tindle August 19, 2008

morning flush

the first flush in the morning that wakes up everybody in the house.

I heard a morning flush at 5 AM and now I can't sleep.

by ghwajoigjweiowtuwe January 9, 2010

morningless

Waking up in the afternoon; missing the morning

I got a little intoxicated lastnight, woke up morningless today.

by DevCarnellBourc October 22, 2011

Morning Riser

Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.

Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.

by Turdferguson October 8, 2015

morning oreo

The act of waking up and realizing that one has shit the sheets and creamed their pants while sleeping.

Person 1: What the fuck is that smell dude?
Person 2: Sorry I woke up with a morning oreo...

by Obeflow May 10, 2016

Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.

Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley

by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016

Morning Show

Will bore the shit out of you

Im watching the morning show

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016