Muzzleloader

the act of eating a vagina with a dip in preferably longhorn. After you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her vagina.
last night i was eating out jess after i was done working that pussy i gave her the wet bandit

Last night I gave Meredith the ol’ muzzleloader.

by joyoustangus October 13, 2023

muzzle-loading

to place a metal rod in the urethra of the penis, utilized during sexual intercourse.

Man, have your girl take a shot at muzzle-loading, you'll thank me later.

by outlandishoutlaw October 16, 2023

mizzie

Someone who intentionally misrepresents what you said, builds the worst-possible strawman, then argues against that fake version like they just won the debate.
They know exactly what you meant.
They just want the cheap W and the moral high ground.

Origin:
“Mis” (misrepresent) + “-izzy” (from “dizzy” — because they spin reality until everyone else is dizzy).

Examples:
“so you’re saying we should…” (proceeds to bring up holocaust)
The guy that quotes you verbatim but adds paraphrases in brackets to change the meaning

“Chat’s full of filthy mizzies tonight.”
“Classic mizzy move: I said ‘some women lie about relationships’, he heard ‘all women are liars’.”
"If you can't tell the difference between customers in a restaurant not wanting to be filmed vs street scammers not wanting to be filmed, you're just being a high tier mizzy at this point."

by MagixAdept December 4, 2025

Dolphin Muzzle

Any human orifice utilized in the act of dolphin-human love making

Laura used turpentine to disinfect her dolphin muzzle after a weekend at Sea World.

by Flipper's Girl November 20, 2009

Pud muzzle

A slang term for a condom.

I put a pud muzzle on to control my spunk recoil.

by writtenonmyvein&thelovebrigade July 22, 2016

Cock muzzle

A male chastity belt that is used because someone can't keep there dick out of trouble

Noah needed a cock muzzle because he was such a whore

by A1day1b2day2 February 12, 2017

Muggy Muzzle syndrome

Someone who thinks face masks are going to save the world from the corruption of our governments and save lives of others who do not have covid and are being denied treatment and dying because of it.

See that guy over there looking at us because we’re not wearing a mask. He must have that muggy muzzle syndrome where they think a piece of cloth is going to save them from a deadly virus. Stupid.

by xDenzelpiex October 17, 2020