When a crazy bitch think you trying to steal her man, and tell you to leave him alone before she cut you.
Emma: Is that Josh.
Josh:* waves at Emma*
Alex: Are you flirting with my man? Don't mess with my man bitch.
Josh:* waves at Emma*
Alex: Are you flirting with my man? Don't mess with my man bitch.
by Arthur34 April 23, 2017
Get the don't mess with my man mug.So basically the people who made the days to annoy short people this day will have u annoy them and it’s on the 15 of nov
Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day U annoyed me and shorter so I get to slap u and hit u and annoy u
by helper of the shorts November 3, 2019
Get the Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day mug.That girl that never has her keys, wallet, or phone. But, somehow has her life in order. It doesn't work out for anyone else, but she pulls it off looking sexy as hell.
Did you see that girl in Biology today?
The one with the latte and shit falling out of her backpack?
Yeah. How does she get such good grades. She is the biggest hot mess I know.
The one with the latte and shit falling out of her backpack?
Yeah. How does she get such good grades. She is the biggest hot mess I know.
by hotmess101 September 22, 2011
Get the Hot Mess mug.adj., Foustian in origin. Used to describe things that are extreme. Must be used in context for the listener to understand whether it is positive or negative. In the negative sense, it takes on a tone of high sarcasm.
Positive: "Were you at the Madonna concert last night? It was a hot mess."
Negative: "Ew, do you see what she's wearing? It's a hot mess."
Negative: "Ew, do you see what she's wearing? It's a hot mess."
by JFlash July 30, 2008
Get the Hot Mess mug.A delicious sandwich consisting of an unexpected combination of pimento cheese, monteray jack, banana peppers, chorizo, fried egg and sriracha mayo on white bread served by Calgary Food Truck "Cheezy Bizness"
Person A: Look at Lindsay Lohan deep throat that grilled cheese sandwich
Person B: That's a Hot Mess enjoying a Hot Mess.
Person B: That's a Hot Mess enjoying a Hot Mess.
by Cheezy Customer August 10, 2012
Get the Hot Mess mug.An individual who lacks self-awareness and is possibly suffering from a mental illness. Person may appear unkempt to others but is too delusional to see that in the mirror. Said person will often spout off on topics of which they aren’t well informed and often makes statements that are not based on fact. Given to espousing conspiracy theories. Easily drawn into cults. These people rarely contribute to society in a productive manner. See Majorie Taylor Greene for the epitome of this definition.
by Anonymous Contributor May 4, 2021
Get the hot mess express mug.1. Vagina (derogatory)
2. A messy sexual accident, such as becoming 'over-excited'.
3. The aftermath. (S'allamsayin')
NB not to be confused with Soggy Sesh, which is either the appreciation of a Soggy Mess or the act of making a Soggy Mess.
2. A messy sexual accident, such as becoming 'over-excited'.
3. The aftermath. (S'allamsayin')
NB not to be confused with Soggy Sesh, which is either the appreciation of a Soggy Mess or the act of making a Soggy Mess.
1. Oh, it's a bit of a Soggy Mess./ Her vagina is such a Soggy Mess.
2. Don't make a Soggy Mess./ Oh shite, I made a Soggy Mess.
3. We left such a Soggy Mess in the backseat of her car.
2. Don't make a Soggy Mess./ Oh shite, I made a Soggy Mess.
3. We left such a Soggy Mess in the backseat of her car.
by Anti-vagina activist. April 25, 2010
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